superhappy

The holiday season is approaching fast! I'm all done my shopping and i cant wait for the drinking. My work was nice enough to lay me off for 16 days during Christmas and new years, and i plan to get annihilated every fucking day. My sister is got engaged so her fiance gets to spend his first Christmas with my family, the fool actually thinks he can out drink me, silly mortal....and I'm planning this new years shin dig so it should be really awesome. i cant wait. last new years i kept a low profile and just got hammered with my family, but this year ill invite some of my closest friends. and since my sister her preggers, she can baby sit us. It gonna be fucking awesome. i have to defend my hammered scatagories crown. last year i dominated everyone. Im pretty much a Scatagories God. they're are 5 things i don't fuck around with in life, Carving pumpkins, Eating pussy, Playing scatagories, being awesome, and consuming pure liquid imagination. those are pretty much my only skills. I should probably post some pictures of this years festivities. i don't really post a lot of pictures, mostly because digital cameras are tricky and i prefer the one time use Kodak bull shit. ha ha ha i feel like a senior. my buddy had an ugly sweater party on the weekend, i won. I found a hideous sweater at the local thrift store, it was terrible. Anyway, piss tank is coming up for the festivities and that makes me happy since i don't see him much anymore since he moved, last time we partied together, i woke up to find about 200$ of sick McDonald's food scattered all over my basement and i have no idea where it came from but none of it was eaten....it was awesome. i will update you all on how awesome my holidays were! have a merry Christmas everyone!!!