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Me: So, I'm thinking of dying your hairs neon pink. What do you think about that?

My koochie: Oh what a great idea! I'm so sick of the same old hair...I just can't do ANYthing with it. So what are you waiting for?

Me: I don't know. I'm a little nervous about it. I mean, what will it look like when it starts to grow out?

My koochie: That will be even COOLER! Do it do it!!!

Me: Well, maybe I'll think about it a little more first.

My koochie: pfsh. Pussy.

Me: What did you just call me?

My koochie: You heard me! PUSSY!!!

Me: ...you see the irony here, right?