bringing out the recycling is a liquid recap of the past week's debauchery.
it's about stumbles and slurrs and awkward advances.
it's about tight jeans wrapping that tight ass that knocked over our bottles
as I pushed her back on the countertop.
it's about missed opportunity and drunken snores.
it's about beautiful summer days and kisses on the deck.
and it's about grabbing this throbbing city by the neck and going for a ride.
I think my liver hates me, hopefully the garbage man won't rat me out.
drink up.
it's about stumbles and slurrs and awkward advances.
it's about tight jeans wrapping that tight ass that knocked over our bottles
as I pushed her back on the countertop.
it's about missed opportunity and drunken snores.
it's about beautiful summer days and kisses on the deck.
and it's about grabbing this throbbing city by the neck and going for a ride.
I think my liver hates me, hopefully the garbage man won't rat me out.
drink up.

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danielle:
our wedding will be 300 people. we were just going to wine and beer...do you have any suggestions of how much?
nataskaput:
http://youporn.com/watch/56961/largest-dildo-ever-inserted/