where to begin? well since I last updated I have been through some crazy shit. I went home and brought my friend from the Marines to check out Pittsburgh. He seemed to like it. Everything was awesome when I was home. Then I get back and got sick, then as I was leaving work, I smashed into some navy bitches car. The insurance company is... Read More
So have I mentioned lately How fucking much I love going home? I love having not a 3 day weekend not a 4 day weekend but a 5 day weekend. 5DAYS I don't have to be a Marine. No PT, No bullshit just relaxing with my beautiful girlfriend in the city I love. Ahh Pittsburgh. Family and friends are the life I love. 458 more... Read More
so my Sgt told me today that I have to have my fine paid by Friday. You know I am a PFC I don't have that kind of money. He is being such a dick about it. It's not like I got a speeding ticket or a DUI. What an asshole. I get so tired of this bullshit
Hrm...Why would it hit the blotter? I mean, from my experience, civilian authorities only report serious offenses to the base. I even worked in PMO Admin for a few months and never saw anything from out in town for littering or speeding or any other petty shit. Just DUI's, assaults, and whatever other stoopid shit dumbfucks want to get themselves arrested for.
Did Sergeant Cockdriver calm down now that you paid your fine?
soooooo, I think i may have had the absolute worst day ever.
I got a sunburn.... I went into the ocean with my phone in my pocket, which ruined it by the way, then on my way home I threw this picture frame out the window and there just happened to be a state trooper 4 cars behind us when i did it. I got... Read More
Well, I have been sleeping a lot. Don't really know why but I have been so tired. I'm not sick and I definatly don't have mono. But who the hell cares I have still been ignoring my site. Somebody needs to kick my ass.
you laugh but you better watch that shit. in normal people most cases of butt cancer are not lethal. however, in marines butt cancer can quickly spread from the butt to the brain due to the two organ's amazing proximity in leather necks. best stay gung ho about checking your bung hole *if* you know what im saying.
Ahh Vacations kick ass. I love takin some time off and just relaxing. Hangin out with friends and loved ones. Makes me feel normal again. So I have approximately 486 days left in the Marine Corps and in my opinion they can't go by fast enough. I think they are going faster than I think though. I have lots of stuff Iwould like to get... Read More
Wow work andlife have been so hectic lately I have had so little me time. I have been on so many "working parties" that I think my hands are going to bleed. I get to come home this weekend though which will be nice. A much needed break from the scrutiny of the Corps. I have been sleeping in my free time. Haven't had any... Read More
Nice to see you back. Sorry I most likely won't get to see you since me and you sister are going to Chicago, Chicago.....(I am singing I am so freaking happy). I might though, not that you come home with seeing me in mind.
I do remember the days of working parties. The suck ass. Sorry you are suffering. You will be a short timer in no time.
I have to apologize for my recent absence from the site. I have been negleting it and need to come home, and check my shit a little more. So this weekend was fucking hectic. had to work all the corporate sponsor tents at the air show we had. I guess you would call it PR work. Funny how my job goes from Marine to Public... Read More
wow it's been a little while hasn't it? Well sorry to disappoint if I did. I had such a good time whilst on leave. I have a new girlfriend. I met some awesome members. I drank quite a bit of alcholic beverages. I was a civilian again for such a brief time. I can't wait until I am just Brian again. No longer PFC Lumpkin.... Read More
GFod damn I love being me!!!! I am so fuckin happy right now. Life in general is going so well. I hope all of my sweet peeps out there in SG land are as happy being them as I am being me.
So I have anothe frikkin cammy inspection tomorrow and then I have a Charlie inspection on Thursday. 2 in 1 week? How dumb is that. I'm not getting another haircut for the thurs. inspection. Fuck em.
less than a week til I'm home SWEEEEEEEEET.
Ooooh how long are you home for? That's super exciting....
And don't worry, I won't tell anyone about my crush on you. Except you of course. But I will tell you that I have a lot of crushes on a lot of people.... haha.