suicidal_george

I can tell one of my crazy fits is coming on. A big one. Maybe I should just apologize in advance to everyone now, before all hell breaks loose.

Oops, my bad.
I should have known better.
I didn't mean it.
I wasn't thinking.

I'll fix it.
I'll pay you back.
You're right, I'm wrong.
I'm an asshole.

It's all my fault.
I can't help myself.
It'll probably grow back.
Sorry.

I think that'll cover all situations.