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sugarloaf

modesto, ca.. alright i'm still there.. but i'm preparing for my inevitable move to vegas.

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Saturday Feb 28, 2004

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oh yeah.. someone posted that joke that i was nervous about saying in the "dead baby jokes for dementia" thread..

what's red and slimy and crawls up your leg?

a homesick abortion...


that's my "break glass in case of fire" joke.. i only pull it out when absolutely necessary.. which is way more than you'd expect.. heh heh..

i met a boy on myspace.com today that i kind of like.. it's a momentous occasion because i never like anybody.. he had me from "i like your big dumb head".. his band is playing in fremont tonight and i was THIS close to checking it out with a friend of mine but when i asked her if she wanted to go and she said "yeah" i chickened out... hardcore...

i suck.

i'm sure i'll have plenty more opportunities to blow him off later so i'm not sweating it too much.. hahaha

anyone have any ideas for theme nights for me and my lady friends? we have ARRR!!! night coming up and we're planning a halloween costume night (my dutch milk maid costume has been calling me all month).. tee hee.. it's so exciting
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asunder:
Agreed on the hair. The abortion joke is even better.

I wonder: do we give into the pro-life angle by treating aborted fetuses with baby-like respect?

Anyway, here's to MC Paul Barman and leap year.

Theme: places that smell
Feb 28, 2004
drivemedead:
we may be able to make some arrangements
Feb 28, 2004

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