Well. I am back from Atlantic city.
I will be at havana tonight.
I will be bringing Cheesecake...to celebrate Mike and Meow's bday
Blah...
So let me tell you about the past month. My job was to win an election for a House of Reps candidate in the state of NJ.
Of course I got it done. I am that damn good!
Celebrations right?
My candidate happen to be a republican, John Amadeo. A good guy by all accounts, so he invites my crew to his victory party at some country club! Woot
I am a Union Member. Socialist Liberal. Progressive Democrat! Lush. Sarcastic Prick
I am crashing the Republican Election Party.
Mix in 4 dirty top shelf vodka martinis and wow what a soire!
Yes i did get kicked out by Vince Palestino's wife who called me a hoodlum, to which i slurred, "I made my first million at age 22, I own 7 houses, and am finishing my doctorate of corporate law at Case Western. I am not a hoodlum. I indirectly got your husband elected because I campaigned for his running mate...and won that by a landslide. You would do well to think before you speak, especially when its to someone who is responsible for your paycheck
Her jaw, worked but no sounds came out. Her husband finally stepped in, "Are you still bitching?" he says to his wife.
I leave on that note laughing my ass off!
I hate New Jersey
I will be at havana tonight.
I will be bringing Cheesecake...to celebrate Mike and Meow's bday
Blah...
So let me tell you about the past month. My job was to win an election for a House of Reps candidate in the state of NJ.
Of course I got it done. I am that damn good!
Celebrations right?
My candidate happen to be a republican, John Amadeo. A good guy by all accounts, so he invites my crew to his victory party at some country club! Woot
I am a Union Member. Socialist Liberal. Progressive Democrat! Lush. Sarcastic Prick
I am crashing the Republican Election Party.
Mix in 4 dirty top shelf vodka martinis and wow what a soire!
Yes i did get kicked out by Vince Palestino's wife who called me a hoodlum, to which i slurred, "I made my first million at age 22, I own 7 houses, and am finishing my doctorate of corporate law at Case Western. I am not a hoodlum. I indirectly got your husband elected because I campaigned for his running mate...and won that by a landslide. You would do well to think before you speak, especially when its to someone who is responsible for your paycheck
Her jaw, worked but no sounds came out. Her husband finally stepped in, "Are you still bitching?" he says to his wife.
I leave on that note laughing my ass off!
I hate New Jersey
I am looking for an OSU - MI party...who is having the shin dig? If i didn't live so far away from everyone I would have it here and supply the Keg(s)
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and yes, I believe I am.