Sunday Oct 02, 2005

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So, do ya know what the difference is between a penis-extension SUV and a porcupine?











...a porcupine has pricks on the outside. biggrin


You didn't laugh just to be polite, did you? confused
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holy_mountain:
HaHa I'll have to remember that one. tongue
nellichaos:
i too have soul, but am not a soldier!

gooood to see you on saturday...good times!

Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

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Firstly, many thanks and big wet sloppy kisses (or not!) to all who sent birthday wishes! kiss

My lovely trees2112 gave me the Family Guy on DVD. There's one episode where Peter gets laid off from work. After a few days on the dole, he says, "I can't even watch TV anymore - the shows all start running together!" And we get a cut of Homicide:...
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xanderphoto:
The last thing that got me laughing really hard? Family guy: The recent episode where the guys are all sitting on peter's boat playing the drinking game "I never" after awhile you see Quagmire surrounded by empty beer bottles...
Joe: I never picked up an illegal immigrant from home depot with the express purpose of having them choke me while I pleasure myself...
Quagmire: Aww come on! (Drinks)
Peter: Yeah same thing, but with someone from Jo-ann Fabric
Quagmire:Come Onnn! (Drinks, then collapses)
brds8myface:
my ex boyfriend tells a story about being attack by a crow..great story for a laugh....Rati tells a story about a drunk man, his bike, and the cops.."they'll never catch me".
I miss you..just give me a few days and a therapists appt and i will be all good!
Love you lots love

Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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Back when our parents were our age, the world looked relatively normal, so people took acid and shit to fuck it up; make it more interesting. Now the world is completely fucked up, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.

*paraphrased from a quote by the Right Fuckable Damon Albarn* biggrin
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brds8myface:
bulletproof...wish i was... kiss
enola:
What a nice member name you have wink

Thanx for adding me to your favorites blush

kiss

Wednesday Sep 21, 2005

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Trees2112 and I had a lovely evening with the beautiful brd8myface! (And GeishaEmily, when she got in from work, and Tia's 3 kitties.) Lemme tell ya, you haven't lived until you've gotten NEKKID in a HOT TUB! biggrin

Left work mildly enraged today, though. My department is back up to full staff now, but that doesn't seem to have made life much easier....
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nic:
I just want to scream "STOP BREEDING!" at people in the street. We are all punished for their inability to make a condom function by having their foul spawn inflicted upon us. DIE!
mina_milku:
we are scottish folds, but we love exotics!

Sunday Sep 18, 2005

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One of my favorite SG's, Ciel, has gone to the archives. frown
What made her so cool was that she was herself, and she was original; she didn't come from a cookie-cutter. Those are always my favorite kinds of people in any walk of life, really.

A number of the old-school icons have just gone to the archive, too. But this sort of thing tends...
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shardik:
I gave my turntable to my buddie Kurt, he damn near humped my leg he was so happy. He had a bunch of old Dylan records that he hadn't gotten to hear in years because he couldnt play them. And you're half right, I'm not a toad wink
alisa:

you said: Yaaaaaay! Finally, a new Alisa set!!!!
The shots in the grass are the best.



i couldn't agree with you more about those shots. i was just saying that to someone else a second ago.

they're such a huge contrast and the colors are so freaking bright!!!! i really love this set/site soooo much!

Sunday Sep 11, 2005

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So if your parents got really inebriated and introduced you as "the fruit of my loins", how would you react?! confused
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venomkid:
I'd have another beer!
meow:
We actually have tons of pictures of that ball...I just didn't have time to resize & post them all.

miao!!

Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

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New Orleans. frown blackeyed mad

A former colleague of mine that I really liked a lot was from there. He came up here to go to OSU, then moved back to join his wife after he graduated about a year ago. Needless to say I've been very worried about him. So I called our friend & former supervisor, who's kept pretty good tabs on us all, and he...
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missbernie:
oh you have turned to the right friend on cooking! biggrin

allrecipes is the best site EVER! here are a few of my faves.

http://chicken.allrecipes.com/AZ/PcnDijnChickn.asp
serve it with wild and brown rice and a veggie (i like asparagus)

http://pasta.allrecipes.com/AZ/ArrabiataSauce.asp
this goes good on ANY kind of pasta. gemmellis are my fav. smile

http://pasta.allrecipes.com/AZ/FttcciniTmtRsticII.asp
THIS is the pasta jon has renamed "crack pasta" because he can't stop eating it smile i omit the chicken and wilt fresh spinach in it instead! it's so much better that way.

when you have mastered these i shall teach you to cook my famous meatloaf and mashed potatoes!

kiss

p.s.- if you join allrecipes add me to your friends list (missbernie)
holy_mountain:
Fettucine alfredo is one of my favorite foods ever yum yum.

Saturday Sep 03, 2005

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Yaaaay! Starting Tuesday I'm off the late shift! This means I can come home, eat dinner, and enjoy a 2.5 mile walk in the park before dusk! smile

It's just occured to me that this site has been taking up way too much of my time for over a year now. But it's brought so many kick-ass people into my life and I love you all!...
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fortysix_and_two:
Hm. I need to do that! That's a great idea, thanks!
fortysix_and_two:
Just into a different studio in the same building. Much better quality overall, plus the last one was WAY too much space for one person (1100 sq.ft.).

Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

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HOLY SHIT!!! eeek
It cost me $39 to gas up my Bug today! Not so long ago I could do it for under $20. Even so, I can see some good coming from these $3/gallon gas prices. The probable demise of the penis-extension SUV, for example. That kinda makes me smile! smile

The lovely brds8myface hung out with me and Phil last night. Even brought a bottle...
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brds8myface:
rising said 'darn' instead of 'damn', ohh isn't that telling of the innocent mind we have yet to poison?
The 'passing' of a friend can be so uncomfortable, but sometimes it comes down to a a question of quality v. quantity.
I had such a great time with you both, i can't wait to get back so i can see you!!
I was wondering, can i buy gas with my good looks? Do you think I could 'flirt' my way to canada and back?? love
Enjoy your weekend in lovey kiss
shardik:
MMMmmm Reisling, bout the only wine I like.

"Sometimes friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a resturant." - Stand by me (Based off of "the Body" by Stephen King, not the one with Morgan Freeman, but I digress) I'm in the rat race to, by default until I find a sugar momma.

Tuesday Aug 23, 2005

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Even though I like my job, work has been pure. unadulterated. HELL for the past few weeks. blackeyed
Three people have left, and we're normally an 8-person department, and people have STILL been taking vacation and personal time depsite this. YOU do the math! Things should finally turn around after Labor Day, but in the meantime, a little lovin' and liquor would do me good...


I'm...
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shardik:
Look forward to seeing you at Renn Fair.
And if you don't mind a little co. I will be joining you for your BAH FUCKIN' HUMBUG in Dec.
brds8myface:
i had a blast, can't wait to see you again and i want the pics up NOW
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