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All I know is that my friends and I are going to make a Zombie movie.

But the zombies will be fast. And they will be called Zoombies. In our heads that is. And there will be zombees. That's right. Zombie bees.

You heard it from the source.

Bitchez.

Later Addition:

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1) What is your name? Joseph Daniel
(2) Are you happy with it?...
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That muffin's gonna eat choo.

Wow, am I feeling a lot better and peppier today. Skyla called me last night after she finished packing and we talked about us and the future and all that great stuff. In fact I'm quite in the crazy mood today.

Well, I guess I got what I fucking deserved. They talked last night, and the only way that annalise could trust skyla is for skyla and I not to be together. So now we're right back where we all started. I hope they're happy, because I feel fucking sick.
What makes me even more angry is that Annalise asked me on Tuesday that if, in...
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Ok... there was crying and running mascara and a lot of things said, but all in all it went better than I expected... though it was certainly not painless... but I think things will be ok. I saw Skyla afterwards... she made me feel a lot better... it was hard when I did it but she reminded me why.... she is so awesome... it's so...
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Ok... to make a long story short, and to cut out all the drama, I'm going over to my girlfriend's house tonight... to break up with her. I wish I didn't have to, but what's between me and this other girl is something that's been going for a while and both of us were afraid to own up to it, or to each other... I...
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We were lying on the couch on Friday night in the dark, spooning and listening to music. Her hair was all in my face and I was stroking her tummy. She was listening to my heartbeat The Weakerthans, our favorite band, came on and we just lay there, listening. After that she looked up at me and said "I love you."
I said, "I love...
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Ok, to start off, go check out my brother's band.
I hope you like. They'll be on tour in B.C. in a few places.

I AM Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call
I WILL Kill all humans
I WONT serve.
I THINK People who are against gay rights but for putting more people in prison need to rethink their stances.
I SHOULD go to bed earlier and stop eating crap
I COULD...
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Best. Thread. EVAR.

Yes, I know, I'm a horrible evil man.

My birthday party went well. I don't remember the last bit, at my friend Vanessa's house, but I do remember the bars and playing cranium beforehand. It was REALLY fantastic. I only wish I'd had pictures, especially of like 8 of us doing the robot to domo arigato mr. roboto.
My friend Skyla and I had a huge heart to heart in the parking lot...
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