New things are happening on www.monstergenocide.com
IN a few days A new episode will be uploaded!! A walk through for the new online game will be complete and more episodes are on the way!!
Things are looking up!! Plus I'm making great progress with my script. I've settled on making a horror movie, still doesn't really have a name yet, but it'll develop. Keep ya...
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IN a few days A new episode will be uploaded!! A walk through for the new online game will be complete and more episodes are on the way!!
Things are looking up!! Plus I'm making great progress with my script. I've settled on making a horror movie, still doesn't really have a name yet, but it'll develop. Keep ya...
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akirali:
I'm sooooooooo behind in DC continuity it's not even funny (does Supes still have that rocking mullet?) Crisis would melt my brain. I just cant fathom a crossover with a year long prelude. You are a better man than I for sticking with it. But House of M...that's some DAMN good squishy right there 
+----------- Bizarre Laws From Around the U.S. ------------+
California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city
limits results in a $500 fine.
Illinois, Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.
Arizona: You may not have more than two...
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California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city
limits results in a $500 fine.
Illinois, Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.
Arizona: You may not have more than two...
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+------------------ Bizarre Body Facts --------------------+
An average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas
by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The
rest is from fermentation of undigested food.
The two things that make farts smell, skatole and indole,
are commonly used in making perfumes.
A newborn's first breath requires 50 times the suction of
an ordinary breath.
An infant breathes...
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An average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas
by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The
rest is from fermentation of undigested food.
The two things that make farts smell, skatole and indole,
are commonly used in making perfumes.
A newborn's first breath requires 50 times the suction of
an ordinary breath.
An infant breathes...
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+---------------- Bizarre Chewing Gum Facts ----------------+
Even our most primitive ancestors engaged in recreational
chewing. Along with human bones and other prehistoric
artifacts, archaeologists at some sites have discovered well-
chewed wads of tree resin.
Clove gum was one of America's most popular flavors during
Prohibition; patrons of speakeasies used it to hide the smell
of alcohol on their breath.
The first bubble gum was...
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Even our most primitive ancestors engaged in recreational
chewing. Along with human bones and other prehistoric
artifacts, archaeologists at some sites have discovered well-
chewed wads of tree resin.
Clove gum was one of America's most popular flavors during
Prohibition; patrons of speakeasies used it to hide the smell
of alcohol on their breath.
The first bubble gum was...
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abyssia:
I wonder why the astronauts didn't just stick the gum to the bottom of their spaceship...
thejuanupsman:
I think that just might be the worst job ever. Or at least in the bottom 10.
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house
that says:
FOR SALE
TALKING DOG
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab...
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that says:
FOR SALE
TALKING DOG
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab...
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clover:
he lives.
he lives.
mythicus:
nice
+-------------------- Bizarre Trivia ---------------------+
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of
food - that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on
a standard playing card.
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels
with which dinner guests could wipe their hands...
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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of
food - that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on
a standard playing card.
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels
with which dinner guests could wipe their hands...
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abyssia:
i thought i had the biggest eyes. :o( i'm so tired i'm being stupid. gardening sucks. my thumbs are thoroughly brown. i just realized that may have some rather icky connotations. ignore that. the glass thing was nifty, until a piece lands in your eye.
thejuanupsman:
I am pretty sure that I will eat way more than 60,000 lbs.
I think I can beat cars here in Minneapolis on most trips under a half hour.
I think I can beat cars here in Minneapolis on most trips under a half hour.
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy B day! Thank you very much! I've been on a party roller coster, getting off to work and pay bill on occation but I've been out and about mostly this month.
+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't...
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+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't...
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mydogfarted:
I bet one of those people will be a government official soon... 
+-------------- Bizarre Holidays in August ----------------+
August 1 Stiggy's Birthday!
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch
Night
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 22 is Be An Angel Day
August 25 is...
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August 1 Stiggy's Birthday!
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch
Night
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 22 is Be An Angel Day
August 25 is...
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anabel:
how was national underwear day? was it as good for you as it was for me?
+----------------- Bizarre T-shirt Slogans ----------------+
1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now."
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."
6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
7. "I Have a Degree in...
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1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now."
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."
6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
7. "I Have a Degree in...
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abgitatz:
Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abyssia:
Fine - Since you insist on being out...
Happy Birthday!!!!!
May this year bring you the completeness you so seek.
~Birthday Kisses~
la mer
Happy Birthday!!!!!
May this year bring you the completeness you so seek.
~Birthday Kisses~
la mer
FOr all those geeks like me out there wondering about the live action Transformers movie!
CHeck this out!
CHeck this out!
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kndrd_spirit:
And here I thought Dreamwave went under with all their comics productions (another company picked up the toy line). Sweet!! With everything they're doing these days with cgi, they should be able to pull off a cool live-action movie
kndrd_spirit:
And here I thought Dreamwave went under with all their comics productions (another company picked up the toy line). Sweet!! With everything they're doing these days with cgi, they should be able to pull off a cool live-action movie
+------------------ Bizarre Town Names --------------------+
Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
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Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
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stryka:
you forgot blue balls and love, both in PA, near intercourse ironically enough
I've just been so freakin busy. Working on a big project,
I've just been so freakin busy. Working on a big project,
abyssia:
It is good to dream because whether the dream is happy or sad, good or bad - it's still a dream and it stays in dreamland... usually.
TOP 5 SMART ASS ANSWERS
> > >>> :
> > >>> Smart Ass Answer #5:
> > >>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
> > >>> to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
> > >>> her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat
> > >>> and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,...
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> > >>> :
> > >>> Smart Ass Answer #5:
> > >>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
> > >>> to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
> > >>> her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat
> > >>> and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,...
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hrlyquinn:
LOL! The last one rocks!
mythicus:
good stuff.