I've joined a new secret society. Its a social gorup that I feel proud to be a part of. It makes me feel that joining is a really positive step for me on the social ladder. Its opened up a world of new conversations with people that also do it. Its almost like a cult, the strong survive, while the quitters drop out. Two years ago I too was a quitter but now I've seen the light. I've bought new shoes, a small water vessel and dug out T Shirts I'd long forgotten I owned.
Its called....the Gym.
Yes I'm one of THOSE people. I've joined a Gym in January...although initially I signed up in December...no really...what?...Seriously...stop laughing...
Its called....the Gym.
Yes I'm one of THOSE people. I've joined a Gym in January...although initially I signed up in December...no really...what?...Seriously...stop laughing...

Well, I've joined a tap dancing class. It's really good! But I'm not!
.....say, how would you like to read a chapter of a novel and then write a testimonial for Arts Council England?
You are, as they say on the television ...
I REALLY hate the gym!