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Oh my gosh.................

I'm only just starting to recover from last night! It was awesome! Hardcore trance, jazz, funk bands, EVEN PLAYED APHEX TWIN!!!!!!! 'Accidentally' flashing, a ball pool, a hot dog stand, candy floss, lots and lots of alcopops, walking home barefoot through a muddy field.

How many people can say that when they went to a uni ball, they had to option of...
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thomasmouse:
Aphex-fuckin mint. Sounds like fun. Whats mono?
imperfectcadence:
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Waaaaaaaay!

Me and my luvver had our first 'fight' last night. Well, it was a play fight, but it was still mega fun. It started with him giving me a wedgie so hard, I actually had to go to the toilets and pull my pants back down cos they were halfway up my back. So I secreted a pin on his chair, and almost peed...
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imperfectcadence:
Hold on...you did this in a bar? Nice one!! Glad to hear it's going well with your bloke, and he's a DJ too? He seems fucking ace! The true test of whether he's right for you though comes from Waynes World:

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and he comes back, he's yours. If you spew and he bolts, then it was never meant to be. "

wink kiss
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OK, here's what happened when I got drunk (which didn't actually happen till last night):

I went a bit mental! Traffic cones ARE a drunken persons best friend! I ran down the road with one on my head shouting 'Look at me! I'm a big, pointy witch!' Alan Partridge.......the man, the legend. But before that, I started showing everyone in the pub my tattoos, which...
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imperfectcadence:
Hahaha! That is THE funniest thing i've read in a long time!! I want to get drunk with you and collect traffic cones and pretend I am some form of dog and cock my leg on a lamp post!

I was obsessed with Beetlegeuse too when I was a little 'un. Along with Drop Dead Fred and The Young Ones. I think that might be where I got my ability to swear like a sailor from... and my ability to be a bit goffic from Lydia in Beetlegeuse.

Awww, you are beautiful too! I love you, you change yourself or your mad ways and i will beat you with a stick! kiss biggrin
imperfectcadence:
We have to do it! That is my deciding factor "Are there enough people that will appreciate me peeing on lamp posts near the Uni?"

Here have some McFly:


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Wahey!

The pull is soooooo cute damn cute, he told me he's totally smitten with me! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Huzzah!

Thank you to ImperfectCadence for the advice about the alcohol situation, yes I am MEANT to be allergic to it, but nothing happens when I drink anymore! Honestly, I tried it again just to make sure. It's a miracle! So, tonight, I am going to sample the...
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imperfectcadence:
Haha! You should totally get that as a tattoo! I want a copy of the sign that says "one way traffic" tattooed above my ass.

Make sure to update with the 'side effects' of said alcohol intake when you're done. One of the known side effects is finding traffic cones and using them as hats. Also sitting on top of post boxes and shouting "I AM THE GOD OF MAIL, POST THINGS IN MY SLIT!" is another...or maybe that's just me...
imperfectcadence:
Ooooh and I almost forgot: Good luck with the pull, he sounds like a right sweetie! Get pictures of him so we can survey his cuteness!
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Little bit confused today..........

Lots of news! First up, on Monday I went to a Liberal Democrat conference and Charles Kennedy was meant to be there but his wife went into labour! (The actual process of giving birth, not the political party, ha de har har). Anyway, I was very impressed by their policies so if anyone wants to read about them go to:

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imperfectcadence:
I missed you on the news! You should've flashed as well...and wrote 'PROPERTY OF CHARLES KENNEDY' on your boobs! It'd make me vote Lib Dems!

Glad to hear it is going well with your pull! Be sure to keep me updated on how it goes with him and if you have any trouble I know some pretty mean hamsters that'll sort 'em out! Awww, yay for you!

Also, I wouldn't be too worried about having a drink, if you want to quit the straight edge thing then that's cool but if you want to keep it going that's cool too! Really, you kind of had straight edge forced upon you by being allergic to alcohol (i'm not dreaming that, you were allergic to it weren't you!?) so really, now, it's only right if you want to sample the horrors and delights of alcohol!
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ImperfectCadence is my new bestest fwend in the the whole world kiss



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stellafly:
You are also a fookin' LEGEND!

There's only one ImperectCadence! One ImperfectCadence!
imperfectcadence:
Hahaha! You're a crazy lady, but you're still awesome!
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I was watching The Saturday Show this morning and Hanson were on it! eeek

Brilliant! Little bit disappointed that they didn't read my telepathic thoughts and play 'Mmmbop', but also, a little bit disturbed by the fact that I thought they were all really hot.........
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imperfectcadence:
Hanson confuse me... Are they men? Are they women? Are they children? Are they young? Are they old? And what the crap is an 'mmmbop'?
imperfectcadence:


Just for you! kiss
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Urgh............

Chocolate hangover! Fan-bally-tastic. It's been a long time since I had one of those!

As for Colditz last night.........I really really could not have ask for much more. Laurence Fox got nekkid! Honestly, I am so obsessed with that guy. *sings* I love him, I want to kiss him, I want his babies.....well, maybe not go that far.


imperfectcadence:
I managed to resist eating chocolate all day Sunday but my mother has just bought me a pack of ferrero rocher and they're sat there staring at me...they're talking to me...they're saying "I am going to taunt you from afar until you can no longer resist the temptation and end up eating me and then lying on the floor in a chocolatey mass, MWAHAHA!"

Yes, well that's enough about my schizophrenic chocolate. Is Laurence Fox the one that was in The Hole? The one with the really nice jaw line?
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Today is Easter Day. Yesterday was Saturday. Today, on Easter Day, I have the day off and it is raining. Yesterday, on Saturday, I was working and it was sunny. frown

So I'm spending my day surfing tha' web and looking for Hello Kitty merchandise, which seems like a perfectly reasonable way to spend my time. Other than that, I'll be doing work and watching 'Colditz'...
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imperfectcadence:
I really like lip piercings and would love to get it done myself but I'm too much of a wuss! Also, piercings always look great on other people but I think I'd look like a complete wally with them. I'll just stick to getting tattooed, me thinks!

I should do some work too, I've got 2 photography projects to finish and 1 to start but I'm so unmotivated at the moment and the chocolate, OH THE SWEET CHOCOLATE, is tempting me away...must...resist...creme egg...gah!

Hope you manage to get everything done. kiss
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Does anyone here remember the children's TV programme, 'Rainbow'?

I found this earlier and I cannot believe that it's real! But it is so I've posted it for you all to appreiciate it as well.

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get...
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robkarloff:
Oh my god. I used to watch that religiously!! eeek

That is possibly one of the funnies things I've ever seen smile

You're welcome for yesterday's comment. Hope it starts to get easier!
imperfectcadence:
I used to love Rainbow! Rod, Jane and Freddy were just the epitome of cool back in the day....good times, good times *wipes away tear*.