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Thank you to the lovely lovely people who wished me a happy birthday! It was a good one! Might get round to putting some of the drunken photos up on this place one day!

Cake fight, water fight and a warm bubble bath (fully clothed!!!) with, like, four other people!

Awesome!

Anyway...............take it easy legends!
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Christ, ok, I'm sober now!

Right, I'm currently trying to record a fake commentary for a football match with my friend for my final presentation next MOnday. Now, bear in mind that I know little to nothing about football, you can imagine the chaos that has descended upon my work. Bugger.

Anyway, said friend and I have given up for now and have decided to...
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marimoon:
frankie:
smile happy birthday
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Right, it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I'm drunk.

God, what can I say? It's been a while! I've changed my courses at uni so I'm no longer a wannabe actress (god, how I loathe them now), my best friend and I have changed courses so I am now EXACTLY what Britain needs another of: another drunken writer!

Add to that the fact that...
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skys:
the picture is really hot, the other day i found a website about pretty emo boys kissing, it read 'real boys kiss boys'
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Does anyone else think 'Kangaroo Jack' could be an interesting name for a very sick porno movie? eeek


Think about it.

xxx
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luckyzombie:
Omg youve been to Noosa!?! fucking love Noosa!!! skull
luckyzombie:
Thats amazing!!! I wish i was still in Australia! I miss it soooo much frown miss my friends there oh well i can go back in 4 years and stay forever!!! you been to rainbow beach? x
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Yes, we shall call our children Cedric and Cindy Sue.

Did you know that if you touch a koalas head it will go menthol at you because that is a sign of agression in the koala world?

Did you know that the new Pope, Benedict, was a member of the HItler Youth? When I mentioned this to my dad, he replied with 'What's the matter...
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I'm back again.

Crazy crazy crazy.

I've jsut come out of hospital after being stuck in there under observation for a kidney infection. I was being given the same drugs they give women in labour!!!!! For the pain, I mean. Not because I was actually IN LABOUR. Because I'm a LIbDem. Everybody knows that.

I want to have your babies Imperfect!!!!!

As for the member...
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imperfectcadence:
Oh dear Miss. Stellafly! I hope you are much better now and that you have sold your drugs to children. They love that stuff!

YES LETS HAVE BABIES! Babies and koalas and a Sloth called Reginald. Awww.

Ooooh, McFly boy! I'm so pleased he's a hottie. We will have to compile a book of hotties together. I am particularly liking KT Tunstall and Adam off Average Joe. He's a cutie, rawwwwr.


He's smiling at yooooooooou! kiss
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Right, I'm back again.

No, I haven't been whisked away by Karl and Sooz, more's the pity!!!!!! Any day now though..........I'm sure my invitation has just been lost in the post.

Well, that's my first year at uni over and done with. I got a 2:1, fuck yeah! And I've been voted onto the Student Union. I am the new Welfare Officer at my college....
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oki:
hooray for big beds. i just got a queen after sleeping in a twin my whole life. i don't know what to do with myself smile
imperfectcadence:
Come back! I love you and want to have your babies! kiss frown
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I'm back, la la la.

Apparently, this site was too risque for the college servers so I wasn't allowed to visit it. Apparently, viewing pornography is not a valid way to spend my time.

However, a couple of weeks and much shouting/crying/throwing myself on the floor and banging my hands and feet later, I have since 'proved' that this is not pornography and thusly, I...
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saffa:
yahoo for free internet and collage servers biggrin
imperfectcadence:
YOU'RE BACK! I was starting to worry that you'd been taken away by Susan and Karl to their erotic island of love and exotic fruits.

I'm not a fan of Bavaria, I prefer Latvia. Apparently this dude lives there:

FOX

Yeah, I'm good and how are you Miss. Stellafly? kiss
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DO NOT READ IF YOU LIVE IN BRITAIN AND DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN NEIGHBOURS!

Karl lives.

COuldn't help it, I just had to know!

Rehab is for quitters man!

xxxxxx
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imperfectcadence:
Hahaha, I love you Stellafly and your incredible Neighbours knowledge! kiss love I also love Susan Kennedy, what a babe, phwooooooar. Do you want Karl and I'll have Susan?
thomasmouse:
karl lives?! I need to get telly back soon! Tx
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It has come to my attention recently that I have developed a dependency on something. A dependency that has become more and more out of control in recent months, weeks even.

I thought back to when this struggle of mine began and I realised that I never felt this way before I started university.

Then it hit me. Students and a love of daytime TV...
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candide:
Heh, my prayers will be with you. Should you need a sponsor I'd be more than willing to help you through this most vial of additions kiss
imperfectcadence:
We're all here for you Miss Stellafly, we're with you every step of the way.

But before you go into Neighbours Rehab, does Karl die or not? Everyone is saying he does but the Aussie Neighbours website says he doesn't. I'm so confused!

*Ahem* Anyway, poor you and your Neighbours dependency, poor, poor you... *Sneaks off to worship at the altar of Harold Bishop*
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imperfectcadence:
It's a dog...dressed as as monkey...there is something so wrong with that but i can't quite put my finger on it...

What's that thing in its hand?
imperfectcadence:
I thought it was an anal probe.

Dogs dressed like monkeys carrying anal probes and wearing tiaras, only in Stellafly's journal!