Saturday Jul 10, 2004

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Mahatma Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot, which produced a huge set of calluses on his feet. He ate very little, which made him frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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inabsentia:
Why did the buddhist monk refuse anesthesia when having his tooth pulled at the dentist's?

Becuase he wanted to transcend dental medication.
scattershot:
har har

Friday Jul 09, 2004

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I just saw Prisoner of Azkaban. It sucked hard. It sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch through a garden hose. It's amazing how they can take a good book, great actors and make a movie that feels like 6 hours on a stairmaster. Actually, I think I would have preferred the stairmaster.
scattershot:
I could use 6 hours on a stairmaster... maybe I should go see it.
inabsentia:
HA! And to think I know people who praised it. Fools.

Monday Jul 05, 2004

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d20:
that was a frighteningly close guess for someone who hasn't been accepted into the Cult of Pachos yet.

there's this irish-themed restaurant in BC called Kelly O'Brien's. they serve crosscut french fry rounds with cheese and sauce... not unlike potato nachos. dig?

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woodstock:
Wow, how did you stumble across my journal? Thanks for posting! biggrin

Friday Jul 02, 2004

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I'm starting on my sixth attempt to read Ulysses. 160 pages so far. I don't care whether it's brilliant or overrated shit. I'm going to finish this fucking book. Afterward, I just might burn it and piss on the ashes.
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inabsentia:
Snakes are badass...but they always leave streaks on your driveway. Bastards!!! Also, have you heard the rumor (maybe urban legend) that sparklers burn hot enough to melt gold? I heard that, but I am skeptical.
inabsentia:
Enlisting the help of blackcat-wielding fighters of justice, he seeks his retribution. "You bastards!!!! Why??????" And stick around for the newest Emmy award-winning pile of excrement, Prostitute Force. They used to just suck cocks for money and/or coke, now they fight crime with an iron fist!

Monday Jun 14, 2004

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Some spam I just received:
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From: "Alex Lay"
To: dgavin@rcn.com
Subject: Have you prayed today?
Date: Mon, 14 Jun 2004 08:42:19 +0100

The greatest deception saten ever did is convincing the world that he does not exist.

Accept Jesus,

Let him save your soul,you have the choice

Do not be decieved.


Contact a local church or prayerline today.


Once a person is in hell...
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trent:
satan exists in my pants

Wednesday Jun 02, 2004

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Say something cruel and humiliating.
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nopantsdave:
Ada is amazing. It kills me to think that English is Nabokov's third language and he can play with the words in a way that very few people can.

I didn't realize there was even a connection between the Cure and Harold and Maude. Like I said, I'm far from a huge Cure fan.

I'll have to check out the book recommendations. I'm always looking for new authors since I have read pretty much everything by most of the authors I love.
nopantsdave:
Solzhenitsyn I've read. I pretty much go out of my way to read the Russians. I tried learning Russian so I could read it in the original, but I got bogged down and never went back to it.

I've been impressed with how well read some people are on this site. It seems like when I talk to people around here they have never read some of my favorite books, but on here I can easily find dozens of people who have read them.

Monday May 31, 2004

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Stalag 17 is on AMC right now. I don't think I've ever seen a WWII concentration camp comedy before. I wonder why Frank Capra never made one.

Thursday May 06, 2004

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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.
sugarpill:
Ha ha ha...
scattershot:
I used that joke today and people were like ... I don't get it.

Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

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yeah! I'm on a roll. A roll of not paying for a car. Ever. My aunt gave me a 3.1l v6 95 Beretta. Freeeeeeee!

Too bad my life still sucks.

Monday Apr 26, 2004

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Q: Why'd you steal that monkey?

A: It told me to.
scattershot:
if the monkey told you to jump of a bridge would you do that too?
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