Reminds me of my favorite Animaniacs bit... Orson Wells is stuck making a commercial for canned peas. The copy he had to deliver w/o incident was, "...and it's full of green pea-ness." Equally heavy-handed in Basil...just received a couple bunches from a neighbor. It's been in crab cakes, salad, fresh sauce, omelettes, etc.
Let me know if you folks need help moving. I drive a pick-up truck, and I'm always willing to haul things.