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HAHAHA!!! That's the spirit. Yeah, the circus is played, but isn't law school? I say go for it before the damage is done.

That's the greatest thing I've heard in weeks
I would have loved to have seen it

and thanks for the advice!
K

dont you just love bible thumping retards?

While I promote gay rights, I do oppose lesbian rights. Put the butch ones in the salt mines and their hot femme girlfriends in go-go cages, I say!

I'm not a right-wing Christian or some other sad, angry type, but I am a sexist pig! HA! Your Jonathan Richman argument rolls off my porcine back!



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A friend put that song on a mix CD for me.

I remember having, at the age of five, an unhealthy love of Scooby-Doo, especially when Donn Knots or Mama Cass was the guest star. Ooooo. And that episode when Batman and Robin chased the Joker and Penguin into the house that flipped upside down! Oh! Oh! And the one where the spooky guy in the glow-in-the-dark antique diving suit! And... this is why I don't have a TV now.

Said Max Cleland today: "For Saxby Chambliss, who got out of going to Vietnam because of a trick knee, to attack John Kerry as weak on the defense of our nation is like a mackerel in the moonlight that both shines and stinks."

The Savannah Morning News seems a bit perturbed with Ms. Coulter...

Yes, The Onion and The Daily Show offer some of the best reportage, sadly.

Damning the whiner to photocopying hell might have been a well-justified abuse of power. How else have you tortured interns who've displeased ya?

Certain college males feel compelled to own some form of Che Guevara paraphernalia. Suckaz

Hi.

I do believe you should dress as Kubla Khan and wear a feather boa for Mardi Gras. Everyone should call you "hunny."

"I guess I would write a dirty limerick about the same member you chose, the conservative fellow. I just need to come up with something that rhymes with 'willfully ignorant jackass.'"

How about "a head filled with meringue morass?"


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In my limited experience as an American who actually gives a shit, I've never seen anyone so thoroughly debunk the "Republicans-as-paragons-of-morality" argument. Somewhere Joe Conason is smiling.

I promise to jump into the fray just as soon as you and jakob_sweven forget to mention something -- if indeed that situation ever does present itself.

Well played.

what channel are the muppets on nowadays?

Do not poison yourself or potential new friends with the half-fermented apple juice you found stewing under a radiator.

Whoa there Samuel Taylor Coolridge, time to stop hitting the opium pipe so damn hard. A giant vagina has already birthed and harnessed a mule. What else could emerge from the glowing green folds if you keep knocking on Kublah Khan's door?


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... if Amish people aren't allowed to wear zippers, why are they allowed to go to Disneyland?

They're visiting Amish Hell? The rides simulate everything they want sex to be? Disneyland seems an antithesis of Amish values, so I've no idea. Ask an Amish person, then, in response to anything sounding like a rationalization, reply "That sounds so Catholic." You might as well put his/her pacifism to the test too.

I hate Disneyland because paying to stand in line is plain crazy. Plus, it seems rather passive and dull. I feel like a herd animal in amusement parks, which really grates my nerves.

The Amish allow the kids to have a couple of years in their teens to experience the world outside of the community, sort of a test to see if they'll return to the community. The first thing they do is send the kids to Disneyland, where the first thing Amish teens learn about the outside world is that it food is five times as expensive and the rest of the world consists entirely of terrifying rides and bizarre creatures with oversized wire frame and felt heads. Hence, their rate of return is pretty high.

Bull was totally the highlight of that show for me. In a purely heterosexual manner..