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ya. but then i remember there's probably also another alternate universe where i made a bunch of shittier decisions and is therfore giving blowjobs for crack.

and then i get jealous.

I can only hope because at least one of us is getting laid then. And *Alter-Suzy* also has a housekeeper. And her check came on time. Well, maybe not the check because that would have required our bookkeeper to also have a double that made better decisions, like making the wire transfer for payroll. But what the heck do I know?