spitefulgod

Another day another dollar yep for some reason the world is ruled by the dollar where more money is ploughed into saving the 60year olds erection than the starving or those hit by terminal diseases. Well to be honest I believe Viagra keeps dirty old men from showing kids their limp willies so at least it saves a few from nasty images but why o...
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spitefulgod:

FUCKING FUCK I HATE TOM CRUISE.
I am never eating cookies before bed again.

Aug 6, 2005

Journal

spitefulgod:

Stuff for journals

May 18, 2005

I woke up late last night after dozing off (as you do after consuming a large lasagne) only to find that the wife had scrolled all over my precious body. The scripts and pictorials appeared to be random in their arrangement although the word "BAB" had been plastered in semi-permanent marker to my head. A smile had been drawn from ear to ear very comparable...
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fillthee_syrup:

There is a lesson to be learnt in all of this m'dear: Don't fall asleep near me as I get bored and will use you as a canvas!!
And whatchu talkin bout foo'?? I didn't use a semi-permanent marker to write "bab" on your head... twas only a biro!

I'm surprised you didn't wake up during my creative spurt! I was laughing quite loudly in your ear at one point and then I started gibbering shite to see if youd talk to me in your sleep! Hehe

I quite liked the whole Kakihara smile I added to your face. Shame you had to go and wash it off And as for the novel, Id be lucky if I could write three vowels on your winky! Lmao, only joking, Id rather leave that well alone. Maybe if I want to re-write the dictionary Ill pick it up

Anyways Drinks tomorrow! Yay! \o/ Cheerio mlady

- syrup -

May 14, 2005

Today I watched a documentary concerning elephants, it made me sad so I decided to forego "Everybody loves Raymond", I also saw a dead bird.

Remember you can experience being me for $250 a day although sex with Syrup will be limited to anal.

fillthee_syrup:

Thanks for telling me about the arrangements!!