spitefulgod

Yeah I'm back you barrel of monkey nipples, you can't keep a good man down, unless you tie him

Well I'm on a break from work for the next couple of days so I can relax and remove myself from the fuming hate and anger I have for my job at the moment. Anyways it's slightly hard to relax when the wife is prancing around in shorts and one of my shirts; I think she's on heat so she'll require a hard, sharp stab....
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So last night we spent what little money we had put aside for new house things on BEER, but we had lovely time and spoke of both the past and the future. So today we are to go round to Matalan and see what discount crap we can accumulate. For all who are bothered here is a picture of my beautiful cake that Syrup got...
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I definitely need more pictures of me and the wife, I hardly have any and on the cold dark nights alone I need the warmth of hearty picture. I have a few pictures of my amazing robot birthday cake so Im gonna post those up soon since I need to be reminded of past events. I must say that syrup is one hell of a...
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Ahhh good ol Ewan Mcgregor

Yesterday was pretty crappy at the Arts in the Park although the redeeming quality of having to get pissed was there and the company of the wife of course, we are going to try again sometimes today. I never listened to the band because they are all crap in comparison to my internal composition equipment. I did have some pretty...
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I haven't fully heard much of that "Look who's alone now" song past the advert but it's growing on me very similar to that tune from that New Zealand guy for the first "Lord of the Rings" commercial. I really miss Ewan singing songs to me as the band rises and he dances on clouds, this is completely down to the woman stealing my DVD's...
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Word on the street is I get five days off on Thursday to go Manchester and Arts in the Park, now that may be shit to some but I think that rocks! The recent weather has hit me bad especially since my internal environmental controls are down for routine servicing, so the peeps down in the sweat holes have to work overtime in order to...
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Multinational conglomerates ROCK!!! Who else can achieve more than the wealthy!

Anywho I think I'll start my first couple of computer programs specifically for the blind, I'm pissed off that my parents have to struggle just to play a MP3 CD.

What kind of fucking pant, melt when you iron them?? I guess that teaches me for shopping at matalan.