speed_metal

Things to kill...

1. Do not take knife to airport.
2. Do not take back up knife to airport.
3. Do not take the razorblades in wallet to the airport.
4. Do take my plane ticket, drivers liscence and birth certificate.
5. Do not buy a supplementary knife to take to the airport... "in case I need one"
6. Do not forget to take spare, spare, spare batteries for listening to music.
7. Do not forget music.
8. Do not forget knife.
9. Do not forget phone charger.
10. Do not forget phone.
11. Do not forget list of addresses of cd stores to ransack in the bay area
12. Do not forget name.
13. Do not forget location of SFO Airport, and address of hotel.
14. Do not forget to go eat at a real Taco Bell and drink Dr Pepper from the fountan machine because you fucking can down there...
15. Do not lose the Taco eating race to the 13 yr old you challenged or your undefeated eating contest record, and allow the no-such-thing title to leave the country.
16. Do not forget to set asside some time to pass the "real deal" Taco Bell
16. Do not go to the beach during the day, you hate the Sun, and you only have so much SPF 50 sunblock left...8)
17. Do not drown if swiming at night
18. Do not buy a knife when I get there "in case I need one" since I probably won't be able to bring it back anyway
19. Do not waste the opportunity to shout "I need an adult!" when one becomes available (phh, when isn't that a good idea?)
20. Do not think about work, except for when you go to an AT&T Wireless Retail Store, and educate whomever you speak to about what it is that you're going to buy and exploit the hell out of the loopholes of...
21. Do call someone at customer care, on my will be GoPhone and educate someone where I work, on how to do their job...
22. Do not buy cds that will suck at the Dillinger Escape Plan show.
23. Do buy atleast 4 cd's that Steve would pay handsomly for, but don't share
24. Do not have a good time, or your world will cease to make any sense... (I know I'm using sense loosely)
25. Do not turn watch alarm off, and always call anyone from the Montreal trip, so they can hear it going off... Again!
27. Do not look into mailing myself knives
28. Do have a campfire if even remotely possible, but only at night 8)
29. Do not forget earplugs for DEP and whatever bound to be boring opening acts (turn and kick, twist and punch :? )
30. Do not waste my time checking various Message Boards online when I can do shit I can't do from home...