A Perfect Day For Bannana Fish
Okay i havent even looked on sg for three years cause im too busy self destructing. so lets go through whats what.
Humber
School is going good, its school and im general i have never been a fan. but its cooking so its fine, some of the kids in the class are going fucking hear what i think soon. They are all pretty ghetto kids who all think they are top shit, but really can all get fucked for what i care, i like my practical partner, but he needs to step shit up a bit because his lack of seasoning on my zuccini and coulis is fucking bringing me from A to B grade. Im pissed cause there is no baking pastry practical because i really was looking forward to that shit, but such is life i suppose. there is a seperate fish and shellfish practical and a charcuterie class im looking forward to in sencond semester. Wine class second term is going to be a fucking breeze because its all pretty much what i learned first year at Stratford, i could probably teach that fucking class.
Im also working on a three course African menu for my menu planning class, i have to keep all three courses under nine dollers and the weight under 600 grams. I dont know about the weight restrictions but i should have no problem keeping under the cost, im probably going to add in some palate cleansers and petit fours for some extra marks. I will post more about the menu when i have time and more worked out for anyone that cares. In addition to my menus im helping my friend Elise with her ski lodge theme menu for her hafa class at U of G and Melanie with her Louissiana menu (pffft good choice it worked for Peter Egger). So iver pretty much worked out theirs already, the ski lodge one was fun to do, and the louissiana one was boring.
This one kid was showing me where receiving was at school and was telling me that the "bitches" here were "off the hook". I asked him if he was getting a lot of ass then becasue he seems so interested in all the "bitches" and he informed me that it was eye candy for him, And me: "Look man i dont window shop.....and if i did i certainl;y wouldent do it in the ghetto". toooooooo much ghetto booty.
Work with Seratonin again is fucking awsome obviously because she is packed with FUN, and is now my new girlfriend....
Marty Mc Motha fucking Fly!
"is that chick you came in with your girlfriend?"
And Annie is still there which is awsome cause i love that girl like A diabetic love insulin. and there are new people that seem pretty fucking awsome like Jules and Alice (not their real names, i just call people what i feel like)
But apparently they are pretty hard up for workers cause they are hanging out by the dock and hiring people off the boat, im suprised they aren't adopting kids from world vision in third world countries and then bring them over too. But either way there is this thai girl that just starting working, good worker....but really having a hard time with somethings like knife skills, grilling and ummmmmm.....oh yeah ENGLISH! her names jen or Jam or Jem or someshit like that....here she is:
she had to set up condiments for a bbq tourney for like 70 people, things like relish mustard and the ever hard to identify Ketchup. she comes up to me....very quiet and all for help (shes shy)
"is this ketchup?"
nope, thats shrimp Cacktail sauce.....
"is this ketchup?"
no, that is bbq sauce...you know what Jem or jam...thai delight whatever your name is, i'll just go get the ketchup......you can mop the floor.....No thats a broom.
Einsteins Cafe
Nothing really to report here, except now i work with this girl that used to work at carden street cafe and served Chanel and I that i tipped low cause i was broke once, i thought she be pissed when she said she remembered me, but that wasent what she remembered me for.........She was right though.
Armada
Still fucked. new people starting to work there, this girl that was in a hilary duff video is there....and......and....and.....i do most my homeork there. OH! fucking Ben Decay works with me there now. the first shift we worked together he came in and started doing dishes and i was all fucking "fuck that noise ben....lets go drink beer on the roof" and we did. And now new people get scared comming into the kitchen cause ben and i always yell shit at each other from across the kitchen (as brothers do) "hey ben, ever thought about spontaniously combusting, I HATE YOU" or "luke why are you continously stabbing that tommato?" "so it explodes when i throw it at you ben"
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Other shat-nat
Curtis E Bear is back and i got my sweater, its fucking awsome, almost as awsome the fact that i got to punch rendy as hard as i could at a party on saturday. OOOooooo it was goooood. theres not really much time for other shat-nat when your working 7 days a week. Party at the villa de Bear on friday. Time to get Kruncked like a neighbour would!
Oh and its lovely comming home to a drunk kid pissing on the from lobby doors to your appartment, then ten minutes later telling these 2 girls standing in it, that they are indeed standing in Urine. And THEN having them saying "yeah well your an asshole"....so i called them a bunch of pissed soaked whores and quit the scene.
New Fullblast Cd "short controlled bursts" on october 25th...fack thats waaaaaay longer than right now.
again new every time i die is grrrrrrrrreat!
Home is where the heart is...On the bus
Okay i havent even looked on sg for three years cause im too busy self destructing. so lets go through whats what.
Humber
School is going good, its school and im general i have never been a fan. but its cooking so its fine, some of the kids in the class are going fucking hear what i think soon. They are all pretty ghetto kids who all think they are top shit, but really can all get fucked for what i care, i like my practical partner, but he needs to step shit up a bit because his lack of seasoning on my zuccini and coulis is fucking bringing me from A to B grade. Im pissed cause there is no baking pastry practical because i really was looking forward to that shit, but such is life i suppose. there is a seperate fish and shellfish practical and a charcuterie class im looking forward to in sencond semester. Wine class second term is going to be a fucking breeze because its all pretty much what i learned first year at Stratford, i could probably teach that fucking class.
Im also working on a three course African menu for my menu planning class, i have to keep all three courses under nine dollers and the weight under 600 grams. I dont know about the weight restrictions but i should have no problem keeping under the cost, im probably going to add in some palate cleansers and petit fours for some extra marks. I will post more about the menu when i have time and more worked out for anyone that cares. In addition to my menus im helping my friend Elise with her ski lodge theme menu for her hafa class at U of G and Melanie with her Louissiana menu (pffft good choice it worked for Peter Egger). So iver pretty much worked out theirs already, the ski lodge one was fun to do, and the louissiana one was boring.
This one kid was showing me where receiving was at school and was telling me that the "bitches" here were "off the hook". I asked him if he was getting a lot of ass then becasue he seems so interested in all the "bitches" and he informed me that it was eye candy for him, And me: "Look man i dont window shop.....and if i did i certainl;y wouldent do it in the ghetto". toooooooo much ghetto booty.
Work with Seratonin again is fucking awsome obviously because she is packed with FUN, and is now my new girlfriend....
Marty Mc Motha fucking Fly!
"is that chick you came in with your girlfriend?"
And Annie is still there which is awsome cause i love that girl like A diabetic love insulin. and there are new people that seem pretty fucking awsome like Jules and Alice (not their real names, i just call people what i feel like)
But apparently they are pretty hard up for workers cause they are hanging out by the dock and hiring people off the boat, im suprised they aren't adopting kids from world vision in third world countries and then bring them over too. But either way there is this thai girl that just starting working, good worker....but really having a hard time with somethings like knife skills, grilling and ummmmmm.....oh yeah ENGLISH! her names jen or Jam or Jem or someshit like that....here she is:
she had to set up condiments for a bbq tourney for like 70 people, things like relish mustard and the ever hard to identify Ketchup. she comes up to me....very quiet and all for help (shes shy)
"is this ketchup?"
nope, thats shrimp Cacktail sauce.....
"is this ketchup?"
no, that is bbq sauce...you know what Jem or jam...thai delight whatever your name is, i'll just go get the ketchup......you can mop the floor.....No thats a broom.
Einsteins Cafe
Nothing really to report here, except now i work with this girl that used to work at carden street cafe and served Chanel and I that i tipped low cause i was broke once, i thought she be pissed when she said she remembered me, but that wasent what she remembered me for.........She was right though.
Armada
Still fucked. new people starting to work there, this girl that was in a hilary duff video is there....and......and....and.....i do most my homeork there. OH! fucking Ben Decay works with me there now. the first shift we worked together he came in and started doing dishes and i was all fucking "fuck that noise ben....lets go drink beer on the roof" and we did. And now new people get scared comming into the kitchen cause ben and i always yell shit at each other from across the kitchen (as brothers do) "hey ben, ever thought about spontaniously combusting, I HATE YOU" or "luke why are you continously stabbing that tommato?" "so it explodes when i throw it at you ben"
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Other shat-nat
Curtis E Bear is back and i got my sweater, its fucking awsome, almost as awsome the fact that i got to punch rendy as hard as i could at a party on saturday. OOOooooo it was goooood. theres not really much time for other shat-nat when your working 7 days a week. Party at the villa de Bear on friday. Time to get Kruncked like a neighbour would!
Oh and its lovely comming home to a drunk kid pissing on the from lobby doors to your appartment, then ten minutes later telling these 2 girls standing in it, that they are indeed standing in Urine. And THEN having them saying "yeah well your an asshole"....so i called them a bunch of pissed soaked whores and quit the scene.
New Fullblast Cd "short controlled bursts" on october 25th...fack thats waaaaaay longer than right now.
again new every time i die is grrrrrrrrreat!
Home is where the heart is...On the bus
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lucy:
persephonelectra@hotmail.com
gardimus:
Maybe...if I go....then I would do a radio shwo at midnight too.