My phone rang at 8:06 this morning waking me up.
Not fun when you go to bed around 4:00, and to top it off it was a Solicitor .
No Cute little Kitten calling to say good morning, a Solicitor!
Dont tell me to tern my phone off either, Im not that stupid. I need it on.
My Favorite terms for Masterbation lately:
Male "Releasing the hounds" (What the Fuck,Ew Gross
Female " Picking the daisys"
Todays gonna suck, I dont feel all that great, I feel like im gonna pass out. Im feeling depressed, I need a Vacation, and its gonna be Fucking hot as hell the next couple days which kills business.
Like a Baby's Bottom!
Not fun when you go to bed around 4:00, and to top it off it was a Solicitor .
No Cute little Kitten calling to say good morning, a Solicitor!
Dont tell me to tern my phone off either, Im not that stupid. I need it on.
My Favorite terms for Masterbation lately:
Male "Releasing the hounds" (What the Fuck,Ew Gross
Female " Picking the daisys"
Todays gonna suck, I dont feel all that great, I feel like im gonna pass out. Im feeling depressed, I need a Vacation, and its gonna be Fucking hot as hell the next couple days which kills business.
Like a Baby's Bottom!
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anyone got a tic tac?