Not shaving during the month of November. Am I single? Yes. Yes I am.
toothpickmoe:
Chicks dig patchy beards.
somethingstupid:
God, I hope so.
I'll just be here like once a year, I guess?
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bill_the_cat:
What the shitting shit!?
rafi:
Sounds about right.
Oh I just can't wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend
Here I am online again
Stay up and wait for your IM
A cyber-date boy, here I am
I'm waiting just for you
E-cards, chats and mail direct (That's right)
Just a click and we'll connect (Oh yeah)
You're so funny, here we go! (Here...
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kmfcm:
"Mail me.
Hurry up and hit the "send key."
Can't you see?
I've waited patiently.
Mail me.
To my phone or PC,
I'm ready,
To tell you i'm standing by.
Mail me.
I want to let you know as friends go,
Yours is the best hello.
Mail me.
I'm sure you never knew,
How I feel.
About you, this is real.
I need to hear from you
Right now or I'll die."
Because dead
Because dead
Because dead it's a shine all night long
Hurry up and hit the "send key."
Can't you see?
I've waited patiently.
Mail me.
To my phone or PC,
I'm ready,
To tell you i'm standing by.
Mail me.
I want to let you know as friends go,
Yours is the best hello.
Mail me.
I'm sure you never knew,
How I feel.
About you, this is real.
I need to hear from you
Right now or I'll die."
Because dead
Because dead
Because dead it's a shine all night long
elichrusos:
Haha! Fantastic.
There's ostensibly been a bug in the billing server, whereby defunct accounts from way back got accidental gift accounts. Whatever the reason, I like that you're back.
There's ostensibly been a bug in the billing server, whereby defunct accounts from way back got accidental gift accounts. Whatever the reason, I like that you're back.
Gas prices are high. Much too high. It is time we solved this crisis. We must all ride dinosaurs.
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_dictionarygirl_:
My computer's motherboard fried itself. They can't even fix it at the Apple Store this time. It's gone probably until next week. I have to hijack other people's computers and get what I can, like now. Much sadness abounds. 
kmfcm:
DI NO RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!
DI NO RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!
Things that irritate or flat-out piss me off. See if you can guess which ones apply to my life right now.
-People who drive all over the fucking parking lot looking for a spot close to the store. Just take a spot and walk. No need to hold up traffic waiting for someone to back out when you could already be in the store if...
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-People who drive all over the fucking parking lot looking for a spot close to the store. Just take a spot and walk. No need to hold up traffic waiting for someone to back out when you could already be in the store if...
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toothpickmoe:
I remember that application. We were so young and innocent then...
user304975207:
how about someone parking in my spot in my complex almost everyday? thats pretty fucking annoying.
I really don't do surveys at all, but I didn't want to leave the birthday thing out. Plus I am apparently supposed to do one since other people decide these things, something I did not know.
Whatever.
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Write a book that is published.
2) Travel too many portions of Europe to list here (other areas...
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Whatever.
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Write a book that is published.
2) Travel too many portions of Europe to list here (other areas...
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maitai:
thank you, i owe it all to Lithium Picnic
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franziska:
You are way too smart to be only 25. Keep writing.
Here, we'll just have a separate birthday thread. HEY EVERYONE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SAY NICE THINGS TO ME OKAY??
I'm in California, so my profile now is only half lying. All is well.
I'm in California, so my profile now is only half lying. All is well.
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crispy:
Happy birthday!
sarcasticmenace:
What the hell! It's still your birthday? It's been like almost 24 hours or something. My birthday never lasts this long. 
Image comics is releasing a compilation of stories based on Belle and Sebastian songs. This seems quite odd to me, but it's true. Look here. I'm trying to figure out if it's a brilliant idea or if it's going to be fanboy shit. Probably the latter, but they actually do have the types of songs that could make it not bad.
Someone take the plunge...
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keen:
the dogs are adorable. the hornet penis is actually kinda of arousing.
_dictionarygirl_:
Only, you know, not for Michele but for Sean.
And from Sasha, not from Cindy. The "O." can stay, though.
Only, you know, not for Michele but for Sean.
And from Sasha, not from Cindy. The "O." can stay, though.
I'm awake for some stupid reason and decided I'd update because the old entry was a Thanksgiving one. God, I don't have anything interesting to say, though. I went to a bar last night with SG people which was kinda neat, except I don't talk much in groups of people I don't know very well. But hey, it was fun staring at you people, we...
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bastardo:
Wow, and I thought I never updated.
saraphine:
You are so amusing...I came by to post a pic of the person before me or whatever and got a) excited by your life in hell profile pic, and b) enthralled by you pics folder. Ummm, wha was I doing?..
And that death metal birth announcement is the funniest thing I have seen all day
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And that death metal birth announcement is the funniest thing I have seen all day
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Okay, so here's the thing. There are all these movies wherein there's some geeky guy and he lusts after a hot woman. And he never has the courage to talk to her or something. And then at the end of the story, he gets the hot woman, who turns out to be really nice.
Is this not inherent sexism? The really nerdy guys should get...
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cheech:
I don't normally pop-off way outside the margins of a Threads focus; I guess I slept badly last night.
I think The Baxter played pretty well with romance-movie conventions of another sort- wondering what happens to all those guys who are stood up at the end of romantic movies for the heroes of same movies. I believe it made about $13 at the box office, not counting my ticket, of course.
re: Amelie- deft observation of Profiles.
I think The Baxter played pretty well with romance-movie conventions of another sort- wondering what happens to all those guys who are stood up at the end of romantic movies for the heroes of same movies. I believe it made about $13 at the box office, not counting my ticket, of course.
re: Amelie- deft observation of Profiles.
surgicalsnack:
i noticed that you mention dave mckean and neil gaiman. have you seen mirrormask yet? and are we talkin' gene wolfe's long sun/short sun stuff? jes' curious is all. 
I'm officially back online and about half my friends list is grey or zotted or just gone. Can't you people stay out of drama for like a month? Sheesh.
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kirby:
are all those pets yours? theyre cute. i had a boxer. and little corgi's are really fluffy and cute looking. im glad youre not stabbing any of them like in the rest of your pics. 
burningkrome:
I think I found it by clicking on a friend of a friend of a friends page. I do that sort of thing, since I dont have any friends of my own (I think I need to go change my underwear to cheer myself up :-)
Drama is our middle name...like dramamine. I guess that would be a first name, actually.
"There is no 'I' in 'team'...but there is an 'I' in 'pie'..."
Um...nevermind.
Drama is our middle name...like dramamine. I guess that would be a first name, actually.
"There is no 'I' in 'team'...but there is an 'I' in 'pie'..."
Um...nevermind.
Bye everybody. I'll see you all soon, I think. Depends on when I get my internet connection.
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mrdaft:
Thanks.
the_reverend:
Hey cupcake! Thanks for the veggie big-up!
We should catch up sometime. i hope all is well.
We should catch up sometime. i hope all is well.