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It almost feels unfortunate at this point that I've been so closed-minded when it's come to the benefits of using illicit drugs. Too bad that now is definitely not a good time for experimentation.
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remusisdying:
man, your girlfriend sure does whine a lot. sheesh.
imagoldfish:
you are the awesomest person I know.
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It has recently come to my attention that there must be many people in this world for whom it is very difficult to use a restroom and resist shedding at least a few pubic hairs upon the porcelain.
imagoldfish:
eeeeew.
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I can't believe I'm 44 today!
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al:
Dunx can suck my dick.
al:
Dunx can do a lot of things you wouldn't expect from a man, like scream like a little girl.
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I got up this morning, got ready, went to the library, worked, even though it was sunny and beautiful outside, not very hard, mind you, but I was working, left around five/five thirty to eat dinner in commons, scored a friend's board card on the walk there, ate a good triple cheese and tomato melt with fries, came back to the library, did more work,...
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plastic:
No, I'm in love with your momma.
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Sometimes, when you'd least expect it, you get to the library and find a chocolate cupcake waiting on your desk. Not that it's made my day or anything, but still, it's a cupcake.
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al:
I'm not sure if I can drink while doing it, unless someone helped me, but I've got the other two down.

We should pass bottles sometime.
al:
First we drink the contents of them, then we throw them at each other in a friendly and regular fashion.

It sounds like fun to me.

I'm going to get dressed and have some fun in the sun and get laid in the shade now.
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There's a lot about me that's tired.

I have unwillfully become "heroin chic".
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maximillian:
Drink more beer.
remusisdying:
remember that time in high school when ben missed the hackey sack by something like three feet? that was hilarious.
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I bought a cheap pleather coat today (cheap as in "cheap to make", not "didn't cost more than I wanted to pay"). It's kind of long; it goes down to my knees or so. Multiple girls said it looked good on me and I agree. Oh, and I got it in a store full of girls' clothes, it's bright fucking pink and the buttons are...
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plastic:
he's from utah.
remusisdying:
not that im a friend, but now i can post anyway.
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I just witnessed the last show of the burlesque tour, and it was awesome. You should totally come next time. You loser.

Some of them touched me.
plastic:
damnit.