somelameo

"Mr. Nielsen? Can I go to the bathroom?"

"Take the hall pass."

Oh, man. I so want to be a substitute teacher.

"Ah, baby, pants just ain't my style."

I was cooler in high school than I am now, and I'm really glad that at least one person noticed it. Thanks, Charlotte.

Man, do I ever know a lot of people. And a hell of a lot of really fucking cool people, at that.

When I become digustingly fucking rich and buy myself a country or island or whatever, you're all invited to come and join me. And together we'll start a really solid population of pure-bred, cool bad-asses. And I know it can be done, too;...
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I caught mountain whitefish. Never caught one of those before. It was wacky. Couldn't get me a grayling, though.

On another note, I've recently decided that I need to own both a bolo tie and a lariat (both of which, from this date forward, I will probably be wearing at all times.)

This is fucking awesome. I'm happy to throw another $18 this way.

So I think that tomorrow might be my birthday, too.

Stupid cool movies coming out while I'm gone. Pssssh. What the hell am I doing wasting my time in the big EU when I could have been in the US waiting in line at a movie theater the night before for tickets to Spiderman?

With any luck, I won't end up in a mental institution.

I haven't been keeping up with this stuff here on this site lately. I mean, this stuff is all real cool and everything, but, yeah, real life has been pretty satisfying, too.

I mean, I guess I just didn't realize how cool it would be to experience things like getting a really bad sunburn on just the arm that's been hanging out the passenger-side window,...
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I like, live in Utah.

I mean, at least it's pretty here. Plus, I know a bunch of people.

I can't believe they put that big "A+" right there on my diploma! How embarrassing!

Graduated today. Weird thing to do. The whole commencement thing, as far as I see it, is not really for me at all. Just for our families and friends to come see us, be proud and make us make strained smiles over and over again while they take pictures of...
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The problem is, it's very difficult for a lot of people out there to NOT be a burden. And for some reason or another, I was taught at some point that, if you're going to help some people, you can't pick and choose who you help.

Now I feel guilty for not wanting to help (or really even keep being friendly to) those people that...
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I'm still here.

Piss on everything left.