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Why did they withhold it in the first place if they're just going to give it all back? Fuck them for making me do so much to get back the money that they weren't even going to keep from me in the first place.

Hey, everyone! Have you heard the good news?

Man, am I ever ob-fucking-noxious. Guess I just haven't been much of the journal-keeping type lately. Meh.

Man, do I ever love you kids. I promise that you kids will definitely hear about it, and from me, when I finally get my head on straight. Until then, the slow progress continues.

I still ain't dead. And I fully intend to have more proof than this to offer you jerks sometime soon.

Damn, the booty don't stop, girl.*



*If you find this simple statement perplexing, you might try googling it. And maybe even cross-reference it with "Found Magazine", if you're that fucking bored.

I hope you all remember that I love you. And also remember that I'm useless, and that I like to use that as an excuse whenever possible. And that my hotness makes up for it.

Yeah, most of all, I hope you haven't forgotten my hotness.

Yeah, I'm online once in a while. But journals are for wussies. So once I'm through reading through all of your new journal entries every night, I laugh at you, then think about how awesome I am for not being a journal-keeping nerd.

Being awesome is easy if you know how.

Never underestimate the value of time, size and distance, or the power of misdirected human strength.

EDIT:: Now, rereading this, I realize why I was so disappointed yesterday. I had done just that.

Perhaps my writing skills are failing, or perhaps I'm running out of things that confuse me enought to want to write about them.

A lot of the crazies in the world, you can't tell they're crazy right off the bat. Sometimes it takes a while. But then, whoa. Neato.

If I get rich soon enough, maybe I'll drop forty bucks on an old mechanical type-writer. It's lame, I know, but lame fits me.

On another note, I've decided that I need to talk to my cousin about her options concerning her recent pregnancy. I've already spoken to a Planned Parenthood educator about it. Here's to not keeping your opinions to yourself.

Finally, I need...
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