OK so all of you who were waiting on the edge of your seats, you can let out a sigh of relief. It's here. EIGHTEEN QUESTIONS DAY!!!
#1: For guys: Boxers or briefs?
For girls: Panties or thongs?
#2. Spiderman or the Hulk?
#3. List in descending order, your top three ideal jobs.
#4. List as many of the characteristics as you can that you would find in your perfect mate.
#5. OK since I fit ALL of those, when do you want me to come over tonight? 6? 8?
#6. Classic Rock or modern rock?
#7. Kurt Cobain or Maynard James Keenan?
#8. So what's the deal with Eddie Vedder? Is he annoying or what?
#9. You've been granted an unlimited budget to supply yourself with housing for the rest of your life. Tell me about the place you're going to live.
#10. You're eighty years old and you think to yourself. "I've lived a long and full life and everything has turned out just the way I always wanted it to." How many kids do you have?
#11. You and your friend both apply for an extremely well paying job. You're both really interested in getting the job, but at the interview the manager tells you that you're perfect for the job but your friend would be better suited to pursue a career in the exciting career of burger flipping. Do you take the job?
#12. Finally, after more than two hundred years of peace, Canada and America are at war. As it turns out, the American army was too busy laughing to defend the northern border and Canada has stormed Washington D.C., New York, Philadelphia and YOUR city. Soon the rest of the country will fall to the vast Canadian juggernaut (snigger, snigger...oh sorry
). Will you give up your money, your home, your friends and family, very possibly even your LIFE to join the Underground American Resistance or will you turn your back on your country and become a willing citizen or the Royal Canadian Empire?
#13. Your girlfriend of four years has been chosen to be one of the first people to journey outside of the milky way. The journey out and back will take far longer than a single human lifetime. She's been given the choice to take ONE person with her if that person is willing to go. It's the day before launch. Are you going to go to the space center and live out a life with your love or will you stay here on earth with everything that you have here?
#14. There's times when you really wanna just strangle your best friend aren't there?
#15. No really, you can tell me. I'll vault it. So it's yes right?
#16. Uh oh.
You've just cheated on your significant other. Do you tell or not?
#17. If you don't tell, is the guilt gnawing away at your soul turning you into a twitching, raving madman/woman or are you wiping the sweat off your brow saying "Phew that was a close one"
If you DO tell, did you do it because you knew they'd find out anyway, because you couldn't stand the guilt, or because you care about them enough to tell them the truth?
#18. Here it is the last question. Are you ready? Are you burning for more? (neither of those were it, they were just precursors to the last one.....sort of like foreplay....except that it's got absolutely nothing to do with sex.....so really nothing like foreplay at all
)
It's just happened. Your breathing has halted, your heart has beat it's last, and your brain functions have slowly ebbed away. What do you see?
#1: For guys: Boxers or briefs?
For girls: Panties or thongs?
#2. Spiderman or the Hulk?
#3. List in descending order, your top three ideal jobs.
#4. List as many of the characteristics as you can that you would find in your perfect mate.
#5. OK since I fit ALL of those, when do you want me to come over tonight? 6? 8?
#6. Classic Rock or modern rock?
#7. Kurt Cobain or Maynard James Keenan?
#8. So what's the deal with Eddie Vedder? Is he annoying or what?
#9. You've been granted an unlimited budget to supply yourself with housing for the rest of your life. Tell me about the place you're going to live.
#10. You're eighty years old and you think to yourself. "I've lived a long and full life and everything has turned out just the way I always wanted it to." How many kids do you have?
#11. You and your friend both apply for an extremely well paying job. You're both really interested in getting the job, but at the interview the manager tells you that you're perfect for the job but your friend would be better suited to pursue a career in the exciting career of burger flipping. Do you take the job?
#12. Finally, after more than two hundred years of peace, Canada and America are at war. As it turns out, the American army was too busy laughing to defend the northern border and Canada has stormed Washington D.C., New York, Philadelphia and YOUR city. Soon the rest of the country will fall to the vast Canadian juggernaut (snigger, snigger...oh sorry
). Will you give up your money, your home, your friends and family, very possibly even your LIFE to join the Underground American Resistance or will you turn your back on your country and become a willing citizen or the Royal Canadian Empire?
#13. Your girlfriend of four years has been chosen to be one of the first people to journey outside of the milky way. The journey out and back will take far longer than a single human lifetime. She's been given the choice to take ONE person with her if that person is willing to go. It's the day before launch. Are you going to go to the space center and live out a life with your love or will you stay here on earth with everything that you have here?
#14. There's times when you really wanna just strangle your best friend aren't there?
#15. No really, you can tell me. I'll vault it. So it's yes right?
#16. Uh oh.
You've just cheated on your significant other. Do you tell or not?
#17. If you don't tell, is the guilt gnawing away at your soul turning you into a twitching, raving madman/woman or are you wiping the sweat off your brow saying "Phew that was a close one"
If you DO tell, did you do it because you knew they'd find out anyway, because you couldn't stand the guilt, or because you care about them enough to tell them the truth?
#18. Here it is the last question. Are you ready? Are you burning for more? (neither of those were it, they were just precursors to the last one.....sort of like foreplay....except that it's got absolutely nothing to do with sex.....so really nothing like foreplay at all
)
It's just happened. Your breathing has halted, your heart has beat it's last, and your brain functions have slowly ebbed away. What do you see?
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#1. depends on the occasion
#2 um..batman?
#3 photographer. unsure about other 2.
#4 he has to be funny. i can't really answer this cos i'd just be describing my current romantic interest who i guess is more than just an "interest"
#5 bout 7:30
#6 a little of everything
#7 Cobain, the love of my life.
#8 yes. very.
#9 there will be lots of windows. the bedroom will be HOOKED UP, swimming pool. not sure where or how big/small
#10 well there are many flaws to this question. the first being i have no intention to live till im 80. the second is that i have no intentions of having children.
#11 yeah. or we'll both be poor amd mooching off people forever.
#12 hopefully i'll be in australia. or dead.
#13 well i wouldn't have a girlfriend. but if were so in love then yeah i'd go with.
#14 yes.
#15
#16 it depends. i've done it(and regret it) and i never told him. and after we broke up he never found out anyways, so whats the point of hurting him?
#17 well technically i cared too much about him to hurt him with the truth. its a two way street. i'd never do it again tho.
#18 i see that i am dead. and therefor i am thrilled cos i've always wanted to do that
edited to ask:
q#19. when are we going to p-town? we need to cheer stormy up! pronto!
[Edited on Jul 08, 2003]
1. boxers
2. Spidey
3. Special-effects makeup artist, voice actor, regular ol' artist.
4. wicked sense of humor, intelligence, down-to-earth(ness?), healthy sexual appetite...
5. N/A
6. modern rock.
7. Maynard
8. Vedder...i haven't paid him any attention in 10 years, i dunno if he's annoying or not.
9. a big house with plenty of land in New Zealand.
10. doesn't matter
11. probably.
12. i've already pledged my allegiance to Generals Claire and Jenny -- http://www.standonguard.com
13. i'd probably go along -- earth's getting pretty dull these days anyway.
14. fuck yes.
15. abso-fucking-lutely.
16. not necessarily, but i would do the next-most-honorable thing (the most honorable being not cheating in the first place) by ending the relationship immediately.
17. considering this really happened (and i did what i said above), i'd say the guilt didn't gnaw at me for too long because the resulting breakup was amicable and would have happened anyway. if i did tell, it'd be a combination of the first and third reasons (they'd find out, and i owed them the truth).
18. people pointing and laughing.
edit - damn URLs
[Edited on Jul 09, 2003]