Physics test tomorrow. Fuckbeans.
Been doing the fat guy at the gym thing for awhile. Everyone is so young and pretty. I'm old and gassy and somewhat Walter Matthauish. Fuck it, watch me sweat kids. Go write an emo song if it upsets you.
I noticed over the weekend I can't rest a beer on my stomach anymore when I sit back. Fuck, back to resting it on my genitals. I seem to have lost my lunchlady arm waddles too. I can't say if I've lost weight, I don't use the scale. Too much pressure. Clothes seem to be fitting better and I sweat a lot less when I eat. So that's good.
I kind of want a piece of fudge now.
I'm probably also going to be signing up for some work at Bridgeport Brewing if I can get it. We'll see.
Been doing the fat guy at the gym thing for awhile. Everyone is so young and pretty. I'm old and gassy and somewhat Walter Matthauish. Fuck it, watch me sweat kids. Go write an emo song if it upsets you.
I noticed over the weekend I can't rest a beer on my stomach anymore when I sit back. Fuck, back to resting it on my genitals. I seem to have lost my lunchlady arm waddles too. I can't say if I've lost weight, I don't use the scale. Too much pressure. Clothes seem to be fitting better and I sweat a lot less when I eat. So that's good.
I kind of want a piece of fudge now.
I'm probably also going to be signing up for some work at Bridgeport Brewing if I can get it. We'll see.
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Cilantro is your immortal enemy. Immortal.
Gyms scare me. Tight spandex robots working out morning, noon, and night. And doesn't it seem as if they all know each other?