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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down
the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere
with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested
she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of
the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him
that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be
the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation.

Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet
aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her
butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she
tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked
the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee
her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole
new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn
out?

He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.