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Monday Aug 31, 2009

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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you
pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only

be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a
moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job
application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die,
and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because
he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.





YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS....................





The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming
up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old
friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and
wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if
we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to
'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out
of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with
the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old
friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!
bitten:
OMG. LOL. I was gonna say pick the old lady.
Aug 31, 2009

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