the birthday cookout went well. there was plenty of beer and good food. the guest of honor was pleased. an impromptu water fight broke out and died before any of my shit got messed up. around 11, the party moved to our favorite bar. there was, of course, the obligatory drama, but eveything was resolved without too much fuss. by the end of the night,...
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yes, the guns are still pointed at you . . . but admit it . . . it kinda turns you on.
i've calmed down a bit. it was the combination of friendly advice and blowing off steam.
tonight i'm hosting a birthday cookout for a friend. i have no idea how many people will show up, but it should be fun.
tomorrow i'm going to athens for another party. most of the old group has dispersed, and a few of us will be back in town....
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tonight i'm hosting a birthday cookout for a friend. i have no idea how many people will show up, but it should be fun.
tomorrow i'm going to athens for another party. most of the old group has dispersed, and a few of us will be back in town....
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felicia_____:
Glad to hear you're feeling better. But you still have those guns pointing at us, you know 
i'm feeling a little better. if i can't solve a problem, i can at least saturate it in alcohol and hope for the best.
the following is not pleasant. however, it's all true.
drinking alcohol while in a nicotine fit is a terrible thing for me to do, especially in front of one of the docs who actually likes me. tonight the following things came out of my mouth while in a prolonged, harried rant.
"i fucking hate people."
"if you want sympathy, it's in the dictionary between 'shit'...
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drinking alcohol while in a nicotine fit is a terrible thing for me to do, especially in front of one of the docs who actually likes me. tonight the following things came out of my mouth while in a prolonged, harried rant.
"i fucking hate people."
"if you want sympathy, it's in the dictionary between 'shit'...
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alyk:
Having someone to adore and understand you is not all that great...It's ok, but after awhile it's just boring and will inevitably lead to you getting freaked out that someone knows you so well...It also, contrary to popular belief, is not a guarantee that you will have someone fuck you on a regular basis...
Point being, you must choose between the two, but your choice doesn't really matter...Sex is boring too...
Point being, you must choose between the two, but your choice doesn't really matter...Sex is boring too...
felicia_____:
A plastic dummy won't do - neither for a rectal exam nor for a girlfriend. So go out there and try to find someone who will fuck you and at least generally likes you and understands you an adequate amount of the time.
You went to medical school to have fun? I've never heard that one before. Medical school seems like hell, not fun.
"if you want sympathy, it's in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'." -- I like that one.
You went to medical school to have fun? I've never heard that one before. Medical school seems like hell, not fun.
"if you want sympathy, it's in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'." -- I like that one.
so, i don't believe that i have strep throat. my doc now believes that i have a viral respiratory infection and the beginnings of bronchitis. since i'm susceptible to nasty respiratory infections and was hit hard with bronchitis last winter, she put me on antibiotics now.
on a completely different topic, i feel like an addict, but i don't know what drug i'm missing. i...
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on a completely different topic, i feel like an addict, but i don't know what drug i'm missing. i...
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llona:
it's good, i promise. it makes the cheese super creamy and melty.
rubs and pills and sprays and swills and all around vapor vapor vapor . the smell of their's is a holdover from labs and positive pressure and the black lines that only appears in a place that would kill any one of us. my vapor stems from my incessant coughing and the sleep sweat,
i want to bottle the experience and throw it at people...
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i want to bottle the experience and throw it at people...
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twinkie:
Save me a bottle, too!
alyk:
I have a journalism B.A. and a culinary arts A.S. from Johnson & Wales, which is the crowning achievement in my retardedness...
I have 30 credits to go, but right now 2 semesters seems like a million years...
Rubs and pills and sprays and swills and all around vapor vapor vapor is a lot like my housewife life, but without strangers vomiting on me...
I have 30 credits to go, but right now 2 semesters seems like a million years...
Rubs and pills and sprays and swills and all around vapor vapor vapor is a lot like my housewife life, but without strangers vomiting on me...
i have strep throat. bleh.
ambellina:
I think I do, too.
___k:
Ugh. Get to feeling better soon...
Just ugh. Sorry man.
Just ugh. Sorry man.
FANTASY: making out with a cute girl after she beats me at pool
*check*
now i gotta come up with a new one.
*check*
now i gotta come up with a new one.
alyk:
Your fantasy makes my fantasy of a low carb donut seem really pedestrian...
___k:
Ha! Awesome...
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sometimes i stand in awe when i actually listen to the shit that comes out of my mouth.
and then . . .
a friend called today to ask for advice about depression. i was glad to hear from her, but moderately disconcerted that i had legitimate advice to offer. i hate giving advice. seriously, before you ask me for advice, consider the source.
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and then . . .
a friend called today to ask for advice about depression. i was glad to hear from her, but moderately disconcerted that i had legitimate advice to offer. i hate giving advice. seriously, before you ask me for advice, consider the source.
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felicia_____:
Proof: one of the medical students I know had to leave early from our history of medicine seminar because she had to get to the rectal exam thing early in order to get a place. And, so, yes, it's not made up, though I can't say that they do it everywhere... probably costs more than a plastic dummy.