gah. i just bashed my elbow on john's truck door.
"quick, kourtnee, lie to me because you are so good at it"
"i love you?"
"FANTASTIC! see how good you are. genius"
*shakes a tail feather*
oh, and justin finds dildos in airport luggage xrays.. and calls me to brag. im such a lucky girl.
"quick, kourtnee, lie to me because you are so good at it"
"i love you?"
"FANTASTIC! see how good you are. genius"
*shakes a tail feather*
oh, and justin finds dildos in airport luggage xrays.. and calls me to brag. im such a lucky girl.
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_pauly_:
fuck:
nine times out of ten its an electric razor. but sometimes its a dildo. We always use the article "A Dildo", never "Your Dildo".