sliverz

Holy shit, was I fuckered up last night; good and fuckered up like I've never been before. I hung out and played Scrabble with one of my two friends, and talked for hours. Finally, I took off cuz she was pretty tired. On the way home, I stopped and fed some goats some good green grass. They're always harassing me, trying to catch my attention, but I always got my headphones on; plus their owners are jackasses... oh, and they got 3 big dogs. But, it was like, raining and around 2am, so I figured, "what the Hell." It was kool. They nibbled the shit out of my fingers, since I was a little slow and uncoordinated. Oh, and then a cop saw me on the way home, and stopped when he passed me. Now, I JUST turned 21, so I'm not used to my being drunk as a legal thing... so I ran like a mother fucker, forgetting it was ok. He chased me around a bit, but finally I ditched out under a bridge. He must've given up or something, because I didn't see him go by any more, after a few passes. By then, I was all shaken up and shit... so downed my tenth and final Smirnoff, and walked the rest of the way home and passed out. It was fun.