Random post:
The other night I was at my coworker's house. A bunch of us from work were there, and we watched Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly (Which, by the way, is AMAZING. If you haven't seen it, you probably still have lived. However, watching it would add something to your life. At least one more movie that you've seen). My coworker Madeline, who is 24, was horribly upset when someone mentioned that I had had sex. At that point I was drunk enough to say, "C'mon Madeline! I'm almost 21 years old! I've had sex with three people!" She told me I couldn't do that. She was, in part, kidding, but it was still a reminder how the fact that I look so young actually effects people's perception of me. I'm kinda sick of my supposed innocence. Hello! 20 years old! Male!
Unfortunately, madeline and the other female there both left an hour or so after I got there, which meant that Marcus felt it was time to stop talking about his balls, and start showing them off. First, he dropped his underwear and proceeded to joyfully bounce up and down, jiggling his "junk" for the "entertainment" of us all. He then decided the neccesary course of action would be to excuse himself to the bathroom, only to emerge 20 minutes later and charge at me with his semi-erect member. I leapt over the couch, dodging out of the arms of Jad. Marcus said he was too drunk, and was laughing to hard to be able to maintain a fully erect phallus.
I hate my friends from work.
THe worst part is, he is the last person I've seen naked. This was a week ago. He probably will be the last person I see naked for quite some time too, the way things are looking.
After that lovely story, a self-aggrandizing list of accomplishments today
I had an all vegan day, which including a lovely lunch at the Paradox. I'm going strong at a week! And I've been taking extra good care of my health, including protein intake as well as all the neccesary acids and B-13's, etc...
I got my bike fixed! No more taking rides from co-workers. I love my bike.
I'm spending my Thanksgiving volunteering at Soup Kitchens instead of roasting any large birds. Then I'm probably going to go have wine with coworkers. Hopefully there will be a Thanksgiving Miracle, and no penises...penai...cocks will be involved.
I'm going to go to bed soon to wake up early and go write for an hour before I got to school. I've written a play and half so far, both one acts. I'm pretty happy with the shorter, completed one. It's about a man whose unconscious mind takes the form of two opposing personas screaming in his years. It's very crude, and hopefully funny. It's also a romance. yay.
I'm trying to learn french. I have some CDs. I also watch a lot of movies, and have taken to watching episodes of Buffy I've seen multiple times in French without Subtitles.
That wasn't so much a list as a bunch of random sentences. And it wasn't actually just about today. But it was self-aggrandazing!
Asia Argento is hot.
I can't think of anything else I need you to know. Not at the moment.
The other night I was at my coworker's house. A bunch of us from work were there, and we watched Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly (Which, by the way, is AMAZING. If you haven't seen it, you probably still have lived. However, watching it would add something to your life. At least one more movie that you've seen). My coworker Madeline, who is 24, was horribly upset when someone mentioned that I had had sex. At that point I was drunk enough to say, "C'mon Madeline! I'm almost 21 years old! I've had sex with three people!" She told me I couldn't do that. She was, in part, kidding, but it was still a reminder how the fact that I look so young actually effects people's perception of me. I'm kinda sick of my supposed innocence. Hello! 20 years old! Male!
Unfortunately, madeline and the other female there both left an hour or so after I got there, which meant that Marcus felt it was time to stop talking about his balls, and start showing them off. First, he dropped his underwear and proceeded to joyfully bounce up and down, jiggling his "junk" for the "entertainment" of us all. He then decided the neccesary course of action would be to excuse himself to the bathroom, only to emerge 20 minutes later and charge at me with his semi-erect member. I leapt over the couch, dodging out of the arms of Jad. Marcus said he was too drunk, and was laughing to hard to be able to maintain a fully erect phallus.
I hate my friends from work.
THe worst part is, he is the last person I've seen naked. This was a week ago. He probably will be the last person I see naked for quite some time too, the way things are looking.
After that lovely story, a self-aggrandizing list of accomplishments today
I had an all vegan day, which including a lovely lunch at the Paradox. I'm going strong at a week! And I've been taking extra good care of my health, including protein intake as well as all the neccesary acids and B-13's, etc...
I got my bike fixed! No more taking rides from co-workers. I love my bike.
I'm spending my Thanksgiving volunteering at Soup Kitchens instead of roasting any large birds. Then I'm probably going to go have wine with coworkers. Hopefully there will be a Thanksgiving Miracle, and no penises...penai...cocks will be involved.
I'm going to go to bed soon to wake up early and go write for an hour before I got to school. I've written a play and half so far, both one acts. I'm pretty happy with the shorter, completed one. It's about a man whose unconscious mind takes the form of two opposing personas screaming in his years. It's very crude, and hopefully funny. It's also a romance. yay.
I'm trying to learn french. I have some CDs. I also watch a lot of movies, and have taken to watching episodes of Buffy I've seen multiple times in French without Subtitles.
That wasn't so much a list as a bunch of random sentences. And it wasn't actually just about today. But it was self-aggrandazing!
Asia Argento is hot.
I can't think of anything else I need you to know. Not at the moment.
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it's good to be here.
.. let's roadtrip next time!!
-xoxx