Thursday Apr 08, 2010

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Today was a beautiful warmish spring day. I am so *ready* for the nice weather to be here!

I never have much to blog about, haha. Hope all is well to those out there in SG land! smile

Thursday Nov 05, 2009

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For Halloween this year, I was Amy Winehouse. I played the part well, minus most of the illegal activities she is known for partaking in.

My friends and I went to Video Dance Attack and I found a mustache on the floor of the lady's toilet. It was awkward...

Me on the left, one of my BFFs on the right. I used that hair spray...
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Sunday Oct 25, 2009

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I love fall, but I'm sick of slipping on leaves on the park blocks and nearly falling on my ass. One of my coworkers once told me this story about this off to do New York woman coming to Portland and writing this editorial on downtown Portland business women and their fashion. The lady thought all around, Portland women dressed nicely but she was upset...
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bridgetwnpeddler:
high heels and leaves.. no good.. no good at all.
ehma:
no sir-ee!!

Thursday Jun 25, 2009

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The week before last, my TV got shut off with the DTV switch. I might be the only person under the age of 70 who has spoken that sentence out loud..

tongue
mrjune1979:
wink...cute
x
bridgetwnpeddler:
I have to totally agree with you here. smile

Thursday Mar 26, 2009

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To whoever reactivated my account... wow, thank you. I was not expecting that when I logged into my email tonight.

Who are you, mysterious stranger? smile

-Ehma.
bridgetwnpeddler:
wow.. that must be a nice surprise. smile
ehma:
Yeah, it was quite nice. I'm not even that cool anymore to be on this site. shocked

Monday Apr 16, 2007

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Sometimes I enjoy the finer things in life.

Such as replacing the women's restroom key at work with another copy of the men's restroom key so guys walk in on each other taking a piss.

To the Mexican't-Asian gang who came into my store Friday night, I would love to make you walk in on each other again. And if you put another beer bottle...
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skywisdom:
You update like crap!
true_love:
ah 1 yr later. Ae you STILL pissed about that?

Thursday Jan 25, 2007

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I should update a lot more, but I haven't been feeling it much. I'm doing 13 credits at school, plus working my ass off.

During the snow storm, I got my car stuck in a small ditch along the hill by my house while on my way back from the store. mad

Saturday morning I was driving behind a Sheriff on HW30 and hit black ice,...
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skywisdom:
Blahablabhlalbahblabnhl Q.
skywisdom:
Hey! I'm vegetarian!
And I don't like pork to begin with.
I dimly recall that I like "porking". dimly recall it being a good thing.
And oooof course I did.

Friday Dec 22, 2006

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I'm bored.

I worked seven days in a row last week.

The power in Tanasbourne went out, leaving only random flood lights, car lights, and emergency lights on all over the city. Then we had a gas leak which we breathed in for 45 minutes. On the plus hand, I got off work 6 hours early.

Immitating a manly voice, I said, "I'd hit that...
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saltlord:
I managed the Red Robin in Tanasbourne 9 years ago. A wind storm took all of the power out in the area but us because of the bank's power grid. Fucking quarter staffed and the whole town wants to come in for drinks and a smiling fucking burger. I played solo bartender with tickets around my neck like a lei. I still have nightmares of that fucking ticket printer never stopping. So glad I'm out of restaurants.
skywisdom:
Man. you never update. I mean, I don't very often, but you NEVER update. It's pretty dissapointing.

Saturday Dec 16, 2006

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COCK.

ASSS.

WAANKKKKK!!

True story.

PeeEss: Shins were phenominal. =]
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tex13:
A story with a happy ending. wink
saltlord:
double wank

Friday Nov 24, 2006

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I was a wee bit "speedy" driving a friend home one night in October and received my first ever ticket! The ol' 3 button trick (unbuttoning my shirt) didn't help me out so much that night.

"Excuse me ma'am. Do you know how fast you were going?"

"Well... no, but I can tell you this: I wasn't going fast enough to throw you off!"

"I...
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skywisdom:
Awww, but this one was so tasteful!
skywisdom:
Well, I'm leaving for UofO on the 7th, so we better get on that!
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