Saturday Oct 08, 2005

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh no!” the President wails. “That's terrible!”

His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, and nervously watch as the President slumps with his head in his hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
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nadzofsteel:
biggrin biggrin
lizfitts:
That's fucking hilarious. smile

Friday Aug 12, 2005

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A (paraphrased) conversation about waving with vyeseleph:

Before I go, I just wanted to share with you a new method of waving to people that I've decided to popularize. It came to me in Canada.
Do tell.
The idea is to wave like a baby. Hold your forearm vertically, point it in a random direction, and simply clench and unclench.
I say, I've started...
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lolablu:
You two have a deep, and deeply strange, psychic connection.
toothpick:
Fuck!

Monday Jul 11, 2005

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See, now the French really know how to do a Safe Sex PSA.
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stella_marie:
fuck the french!!!!

this is how we roll

broadwaybee:
Would you make fun of me if I told you that I got a little choked up watching that? blush

Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

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Excellent Independence Day party. I feel unwell.

Edited to add: It was really great seeing so many of you!
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stella_marie:
um, i pickpocketed your glow sticks last night. sorry. hope tonight went well!! congrats
stellartrane:
wish I could have been there...

Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

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I find it harder and harder to update this damn SG journal.

I'll leave you with why I don't feel all that bad about being allergic to cats:

The startling figures emerge from studies into toxoplasma gondii, a parasite carried by almost all the countrys feline population. They show that half of Britains human population carry the parasite in their brains, and that infected people...
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sweetbuns:
miao!!
yeknomyknuf:
I don't know about that, all the "cat lady's" I know are scruffy antisocial crazies. I should know, I develop their pictures, entire rolls of their cats. You wouldn't believe how many of those customers I get.

Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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lizfitts:
Hey, haven't heard from you in a while......all is well, I hope?

love
tobaselly:
uhg that sucks. Can you move the air conditioner or the computer to a different room/fuse?

The coffee was surprisingly strong work coffee.

Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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PLAY WITH ME
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yeknomyknuf:
That's fuucked up. It was entertaining though for sure. Are those Russianor German guys that made that? Crazy foreigners...
illstabyou:
That ru3d!

It was good it gets a 3 instead of an 'e'.

Friday Jun 10, 2005

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Sometimes I wish I had never showed my boss how to put a Jimmy Buffet ringtone (“Volcano” ) on her phone.
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legionnaire:
That sort of goes along with the Bill Cosby warning "you don't buy your child the toy that makes the loud noise." Because they'll use it. Over and over again.
rxqueen:
that is probably better than those people who have their ring tone as someone screaming "PICK UP YR PHONE" followed by some annoying beep or siren or whatever.

i hate those most.

are you guys all move-ed yet?
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