skryche

the crackhead down the block on canal st. claims to be the father, but then again so does the heroine addict on st. marks. so your guess is as good as mine.

var $child;

$mother = $child + 21;

$mother + 6 = ($child + 6)*5;

$child + 21 + 6 = 5*$child + 30;

$child + 27 = 5*$child + 30;

$child = -3/4;

so if the child is -3/4 years old, then the dad is......