I want to sleeeeep and wake up and it be November 16th approximately 5pm....no let's make it 3:30 P.M so I can get my prom dress on and all that jazzzz.
Then by November 17th I should be well on my way to making the national news for Kidnapping a visitor from a foreign country but I just don't know what I will feed the foreign stranger. Trying to commit a felony requires a lot of planning.
In other news I have a pain in my ass right now and I don't know why.
Also, I think my dog Rueben is coming up with a master plan for killing me off by gassing me to death when I sleep so he can get to the brand new box of treats he saw me put away....i think we went to one too many visits to the vet and he's had enough.
Then by November 17th I should be well on my way to making the national news for Kidnapping a visitor from a foreign country but I just don't know what I will feed the foreign stranger. Trying to commit a felony requires a lot of planning.
In other news I have a pain in my ass right now and I don't know why.
Also, I think my dog Rueben is coming up with a master plan for killing me off by gassing me to death when I sleep so he can get to the brand new box of treats he saw me put away....i think we went to one too many visits to the vet and he's had enough.
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merritt:
Sure, but my witching hour is kinda early, like 9-ish.
enzo525:
Hahahahaha, dog gas is the worst! 