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merritt:
Is that Ruben's turkey catcher?
nhpsychobilly131:
you know he just goes out and pays some other dog to scratch his ears for him.
My attempts to bake the perfect glove have once again ended in failure. Perhaps I should simply admit to myself that gloves should be knitted, sewn or stitched but never baked. Gloves and ovens just do not mix. The sooner I realise this the sooner I can get on with my life.
But my quest for the perfect glove will continue. And once my hand...
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But my quest for the perfect glove will continue. And once my hand...
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kamikaze_kid:
No deffinate date was found but here is some info for ya.
Glove history
Sock history
Hope theses help a little in your quest for... well whatever it is.
Glove history
Sock history
Hope theses help a little in your quest for... well whatever it is.
nhpsychobilly131:
i hope you had a pleasant holiday, perhaps broiling might work better than baking? i dont know, i cant make anything more complicated than a baby shake.
I have been feeling so guilty all week, ever since I stole an egg from the nest of the small bald child living just across the street. What was I thinking? What am I thinking?? What will I be thinking this time tomorrow???
It made a very tasty omelette though.
Well. It was alright.
I just cant resist a good egg. In fact I have...
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It made a very tasty omelette though.
Well. It was alright.
I just cant resist a good egg. In fact I have...
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acidevangelist:
You too, gorgeous. 
kamikaze_kid:
Thanks doll, enjoy your carnivorous holiday. Its the only one we have thats celebration revolves around a corpse we must all eat. Enjoy! 
Dear friends,
This weekend I'm looking forward to visiting Beard World. For those who don't know, Beard World is a brand new theme park that has recently opened to counteract the anti-beard prejudice prevalent in today's theme park world.
I can't wait to ride on the handlebar moustache, Big Bernard I think it's called.
Of course, I must grow a beard in order to be...
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This weekend I'm looking forward to visiting Beard World. For those who don't know, Beard World is a brand new theme park that has recently opened to counteract the anti-beard prejudice prevalent in today's theme park world.
I can't wait to ride on the handlebar moustache, Big Bernard I think it's called.
Of course, I must grow a beard in order to be...
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rainstar:
Woman...what in the hell are you yapping about.....
strongmad:
I think you might be crazy. And I mean that as a compliment.
I was chatting with rainstar last night and I sum'd up my last relashonship in three sentences
He Beat My Dog
He Fucked My Best Friend
He Broke My Bong
Oh it makes me laugh so hard!!!
The English Arrive Tomorrow!!!!
He Beat My Dog
He Fucked My Best Friend
He Broke My Bong
Oh it makes me laugh so hard!!!
The English Arrive Tomorrow!!!!
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rainstar:
See woman....what you need to do one of these days...is actually find someone who would only love on the Reuben...who would never dream of fucking your best friend..and someone who might actually think about buying you a bong rather than breaking yours... 
nhpsychobilly131:
reading back journal entries as i didnt have a computer for a couple weeks. for some reason i love reading those 20 things entries. i hope all is well, sounds like you have the makings of a great country song there. beat my dog, banged my friend and broke my bong. i smell a hit.
Twenty damn facts about me thanks Mr. AcidEvangelist
*I do not like tofu unless it is in miso soup
*I dont take the time to eat and I eat the same things almost everyday. Eating does nothing for me and I get yelled at by my doctor.
*My doctor informed me I need to gain 15lbs or he wont sign off on my approval to...
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*I do not like tofu unless it is in miso soup
*I dont take the time to eat and I eat the same things almost everyday. Eating does nothing for me and I get yelled at by my doctor.
*My doctor informed me I need to gain 15lbs or he wont sign off on my approval to...
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ge999:
Yes, the lighting in your living room is fine!
strongmad:
I promise, I won't wesr a hidden camera or anything.
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strongmad:
Ouch. 
strongmad:
That's it, I'm letting Jake wear your bra.
strongmad slipped me some roofies. I'm positive of this. He plied me with pork & then drugged me.
So Rude.
I think he also stole one of my leg braces and now i'm walking even funnier and he won't answer my phone call.
Even Ruder.
He did save me from some rather embarassing moments involving the phone though so at least I'm grateful for that....
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So Rude.
I think he also stole one of my leg braces and now i'm walking even funnier and he won't answer my phone call.
Even Ruder.
He did save me from some rather embarassing moments involving the phone though so at least I'm grateful for that....
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gargamelshitsblu:
roofies wrapped in bacon? Genius!
strongmad:
You broke your back? I had no idea. That's gotta be rough.
I heard that in addition to the smoking ban tomorrow's elections will declare your apartment a city landfill.
I heard that in addition to the smoking ban
tomorrow's elections will declare your apartment a city landfill.somebody
anybody
entertain me
This day is TOARCHER
As a construction worker I wonder if it is a pre-requisite that every other word be bitch or fuck.
I might have sex with Ellen Degeneres if given the chance.
UPDATE: strongmad thinks the disabled are sexy. He constanly askes that i wear my handicapped parking sign around my neck when I'm with him. I believe his...
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anybody
entertain me
This day is TOARCHER
As a construction worker I wonder if it is a pre-requisite that every other word be bitch or fuck.
I might have sex with Ellen Degeneres if given the chance.
UPDATE: strongmad thinks the disabled are sexy. He constanly askes that i wear my handicapped parking sign around my neck when I'm with him. I believe his...
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mishou:
thanks. 
can't wait to hangout with all you guys...
can't wait to hangout with all you guys...
strongmad:
I just wanted to say I'm leaving you a comment while you're sitting right next to me, which is kind of funny because you have no idea.
P.S. I think my dog is in love with you. Which makes sense, because he's always had good taste.
P.S. I think my dog is in love with you. Which makes sense, because he's always had good taste.
So my co-worker/office mates new addiction (besides the constant bitching) is the Rock star INXS album from the T.V show. I really need to learn to like confrontation in the work place. Instead I send out mass emails to the rest of the company about my tourcher and they all laugh yet I still remain in this office. I just dont get it.
I saw...
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acidevangelist:
attention whore
strongmad:
Believe me, I am. But it's (my) Friday, thank god. Now go estimate me something.
http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/04/196044/55263/751679.JPG
If your interested.
I've been going to this event for oh three years now and we are up to over 200 various assortment of santa's, reindeer, elves ect. They just shut down the bars now when we arrive for the hour that we all stay.
Good Times
If your interested.
I've been going to this event for oh three years now and we are up to over 200 various assortment of santa's, reindeer, elves ect. They just shut down the bars now when we arrive for the hour that we all stay.
Good Times
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godzuki:
sweet. and you're going on foot?
strongmad:
You can count on me to manage your sleigh. You just have to save me from my post-traumatic stress strike thing at the J&M.
I have fucking dog hair all over me. But that's OK, I have dog hair all over me all the time, just a different dog. Remember what I told you about not having to come home from the Halloween party early after all, because the damage had already been done? Yeah, same deal tonight. And I missed half the crazy leg-chopping show. Crap. Literally.
Wet willie! Sorry for the terrible injury this might cause you.
I have fucking dog hair all over me. But that's OK, I have dog hair all over me all the time, just a different dog. Remember what I told you about not having to come home from the Halloween party early after all, because the damage had already been done? Yeah, same deal tonight. And I missed half the crazy leg-chopping show. Crap. Literally.
Wet willie! Sorry for the terrible injury this might cause you.
Turning the clocks back gets me all messed up.
You know what sucks about halloween is thinking that someone is dressed up as a cop when he is actually a cop. HEE-LARIOUS. Oh weellll, gotta a free ride home in a cop car with nothing but paint and some well place pieces of cloth. Nothing wrong with that.
Hope you all had a good one.
You know what sucks about halloween is thinking that someone is dressed up as a cop when he is actually a cop. HEE-LARIOUS. Oh weellll, gotta a free ride home in a cop car with nothing but paint and some well place pieces of cloth. Nothing wrong with that.
Hope you all had a good one.
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strongmad:
If you had found your phone and drunk dialed me last night, we might have had the most unintelligible conversation ever. But apparently the sneaky phone cost you a chance to see me tonight, because I called before I left work. We could have gotten some drinks. 
merritt:
Actually, I knew it was man-ass.