Twenty damn facts about me thanks Mr. AcidEvangelist
*I do not like tofu unless it is in miso soup
*I dont take the time to eat and I eat the same things almost everyday. Eating does nothing for me and I get yelled at by my doctor.
*My doctor informed me I need to gain 15lbs or he wont sign off on my approval to start driving again. He follows up with, that I may grow actual boobs also and wouldnt that be nice?!
*My doctor is a dick. An unfunny dick at that.
*Surprising I graduated from the UW with a 3.96 GPA my current GPA at WSU is 3.87 for the Veterinarian School. Thats actually pretty low for my class.
*When I was 6 months old I broke my leg and was in a full body cast. In order to roll over at some point I grabbed a hold of my grandmas dogs tail and the fucker turned around and latched on too my baby fat cheek. My grandfather had to punch the dog and dislocate its jaw to get it off of my face. Thank god for good plastic surgeons.
*I did some modeling to make some money before I went to the UW and when I was in New York I was backstage at a runway event where I witnessed a 15 year old girl (who looked like a 25 year old playboy model) shoot heroin into her foot with aid from her mother. It disturbed me so badly I got on a plane that night and returned home.
*I get along with dogs better than most people.
*I currently council new patients that sustain a spinal cord injury and I am pretty sure I need to stop very soon as I never know what to say to the person. As one can imagine waking up not being able to move your legs, arms or both is probably one of the most frightening things imaginable. My recovery has been an exception & not a rule. I have nothing to say to a 19 year old male that is a complete paraplegic (complete meaning no recovery possible, incomplete meaning you can hope & pray) and will forever have lost sexual function, bladder & bowel control let alone the ability to walk. I feel like I am flaunting the fact that I was given a chance to walk again. I can make the people laugh though, thats for sure.
*Im medically tagged as a complete Lumbar paraplegic meaning that I should have no movement from my injury point down. What bullshit.
*My father was and still is the youngest Maritime Tug Boat Captain in Washington State. He died on a tugboat run a week before my high school graduation in 1994. He was a good man.
*I am possibly the worst person EVER when it comes to relationships. I have no idea why.
*I truly believed I would marry both Rob & Fab from Milli Vanilli when I was younger. I mean I FIRMLY believed in this fact.
*I once danced with Alex Rodriguez when he was with the Mariners. I didnt know who he was I just knew that his dumbo ears were highly distracting and that he humped my leg on the dance floor. I asked him what he did and he said he played with the mariners. I then said he must be one of those bench warmers as I never heard his name before. He laughed at me.
*I love scuba diving with every ounce of my soul.
*The one event that I would never change is when I broke my back.
*Im positive that Ive met one of the most amazing people I will ever come across again. Its hard cuz this person lives far, far, far away but it doesnt matter as I can always think about this person and remember how blessed I am for what has already been brought into my life just by knowing them.
*I for some reason am unable to say no to people. I worry that feelings are going to be hurt. I really am the definition of a pushover.
*My favorite stone is Garnett with amber running a close second. I'm not a fan of diamonds in any way shape or form.
*I love The String Cheese Incident and always will, even though they are a jam band. They are the BEST jam band.
Let the weekend begin.
Also Per Strongmad: You forgot about your obsession with socks and international calling. And having the brightest living room on earth. all very true but it is a SEXY sock addiction and international calling can be troublesome at times AND the lighting in my living room creates a great ambiance thank you very much.
*I do not like tofu unless it is in miso soup
*I dont take the time to eat and I eat the same things almost everyday. Eating does nothing for me and I get yelled at by my doctor.
*My doctor informed me I need to gain 15lbs or he wont sign off on my approval to start driving again. He follows up with, that I may grow actual boobs also and wouldnt that be nice?!
*My doctor is a dick. An unfunny dick at that.
*Surprising I graduated from the UW with a 3.96 GPA my current GPA at WSU is 3.87 for the Veterinarian School. Thats actually pretty low for my class.
*When I was 6 months old I broke my leg and was in a full body cast. In order to roll over at some point I grabbed a hold of my grandmas dogs tail and the fucker turned around and latched on too my baby fat cheek. My grandfather had to punch the dog and dislocate its jaw to get it off of my face. Thank god for good plastic surgeons.
*I did some modeling to make some money before I went to the UW and when I was in New York I was backstage at a runway event where I witnessed a 15 year old girl (who looked like a 25 year old playboy model) shoot heroin into her foot with aid from her mother. It disturbed me so badly I got on a plane that night and returned home.
*I get along with dogs better than most people.
*I currently council new patients that sustain a spinal cord injury and I am pretty sure I need to stop very soon as I never know what to say to the person. As one can imagine waking up not being able to move your legs, arms or both is probably one of the most frightening things imaginable. My recovery has been an exception & not a rule. I have nothing to say to a 19 year old male that is a complete paraplegic (complete meaning no recovery possible, incomplete meaning you can hope & pray) and will forever have lost sexual function, bladder & bowel control let alone the ability to walk. I feel like I am flaunting the fact that I was given a chance to walk again. I can make the people laugh though, thats for sure.
*Im medically tagged as a complete Lumbar paraplegic meaning that I should have no movement from my injury point down. What bullshit.
*My father was and still is the youngest Maritime Tug Boat Captain in Washington State. He died on a tugboat run a week before my high school graduation in 1994. He was a good man.
*I am possibly the worst person EVER when it comes to relationships. I have no idea why.
*I truly believed I would marry both Rob & Fab from Milli Vanilli when I was younger. I mean I FIRMLY believed in this fact.
*I once danced with Alex Rodriguez when he was with the Mariners. I didnt know who he was I just knew that his dumbo ears were highly distracting and that he humped my leg on the dance floor. I asked him what he did and he said he played with the mariners. I then said he must be one of those bench warmers as I never heard his name before. He laughed at me.
*I love scuba diving with every ounce of my soul.
*The one event that I would never change is when I broke my back.
*Im positive that Ive met one of the most amazing people I will ever come across again. Its hard cuz this person lives far, far, far away but it doesnt matter as I can always think about this person and remember how blessed I am for what has already been brought into my life just by knowing them.
*I for some reason am unable to say no to people. I worry that feelings are going to be hurt. I really am the definition of a pushover.
*My favorite stone is Garnett with amber running a close second. I'm not a fan of diamonds in any way shape or form.
*I love The String Cheese Incident and always will, even though they are a jam band. They are the BEST jam band.
Let the weekend begin.
Also Per Strongmad: You forgot about your obsession with socks and international calling. And having the brightest living room on earth. all very true but it is a SEXY sock addiction and international calling can be troublesome at times AND the lighting in my living room creates a great ambiance thank you very much.
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ge999:
Yes, the lighting in your living room is fine!
strongmad:
I promise, I won't wesr a hidden camera or anything.