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Love is not a straight line. Instead itā€™s a spiderā€™s web. Itā€™s threads are invisible. They connect people in ugly ways and only offers heartbreak for so many of the flies trapped upon them.
4

Love ruins your life.

True love is a curse. Once you find you it and experience it in all of itā€™s glory and if lost, nothing will ever fill that hole inside of you again. You just wonder around with this gaping psychic wound that will never heal.

6
You know how in a JRPG when you get to the last boss and you realize itā€™s impossible to beat because you because you missed missed something twenty hours back? Thatā€™s my life right now.
8

I had the cutest flirting experience last night that only Doctor Who fans would understand.

Her: Oi! Spaceman!

Me: Hello Sweetie! ;)

dudablivion:
hahahahahahah I started watching Doctor Who this week
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Iā€™m done!! I fucking hate people! I giving up on trying to meet anyone. I just keep running into to women trying to scam me on dating sites. I donā€™t even think I believe in love anymore. So, why am I even wasting my time. Iā€™m just fucking done. I give up!

arroezze:
In the dating game sometimes the winner is the one who doesn't play at all. Pretty sure that was an ancient Chinese proverb resurfaced.
7

I was never one to turn down a woman that was interested in me. Especially if she was ready to take me into the next room and rip my clothes off.

I never was interested in someoneā€™s politics for what would most likely be a one time thing. However when someoneā€™s views are so ugly and hateful itā€™s a huge turn off.

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Just went out for coffee with a woman I meet online.

We didnā€™t hit it off. She didnā€™t like the fact that Iā€™m a smoker. I didnā€™t like the fact that sheā€™s a racist.

seitan:
Sheā€™s racist and she thinks she can judge you for smoking? šŸ˜‚
sithlordxion:
My thoughts exactly. At least it was just coffee. It allowed me to cut things short.
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Ever since the end of the relationship I thought was going to last the rest of my life, I began cautiously put myself out there on various website and apps trying to regain my socializing and dating skills that I just kind of put into a box after I got engaged.

Now I use the quotation marks in my title because Iā€™m meeting a woman...
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