NO, NOT LIKE THAT! You've all got minds in the gutter. Or the barnyard...
No, see, I was getting an injection today (the first of four) to help lubricate my crapped out left knee. The goop they inject is essentially the same as the stuff your body naturally produces to allow your joints to slide properly. And where does it come from?
A ROOSTER'S COMB.
Kinda ewww. (but also, SCIENCE!). Hence my question: who the hell looks at the rooster and thinks "hey, what if we chopped off and distilled its comb? I wonder what would happen??!!
This is now right up there with who was the first person to look at a water barrel full of really old wheat and think: "Hey, I'll drink that!!"
Deeeeeep thoughts. ;-)