Yes, thats right folks, I am soon to become the new Perdy. I have grown a fabulous new pair of pert boobies for the part and grown some luscious long dark hair which kind of resembles a brown t-shirt stuck to my head. Unfortunately my farts do not smell of ready salted crisps.
I'm open for business 24 hours a day - give me your problems and I shall answer them with all the compassion and wiseness that Perdy does. Either that or tell you to fuck off.
I realise these are some pretty big boots to fill but I'll give it my best. And I have size 13 feet.......
And contrary to Perdy's assumption, I prefer it rough.
But seriously, no matter how wonderful I am, I'm sure we'll all miss her
I'm open for business 24 hours a day - give me your problems and I shall answer them with all the compassion and wiseness that Perdy does. Either that or tell you to fuck off.
I realise these are some pretty big boots to fill but I'll give it my best. And I have size 13 feet.......
And contrary to Perdy's assumption, I prefer it rough.
But seriously, no matter how wonderful I am, I'm sure we'll all miss her
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So, you now live in Liverpool? Or you used to live in Liverpool? But there's Liverpool in there somewhere, right, which means you have drawn the possibly unwelcome attention of me.
If I touch you in the bikini place, it's just my way of saying hello.
I'm the fucking best!
[Edited on Jul 08, 2005 12:22PM]