sickophant

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Feb 19, 2006

Yes, thats right folks, I am soon to become the new Perdy. I have grown a fabulous new pair of pert boobies for the part and grown some luscious long dark hair which kind of resembles a brown t-shirt stuck to my head. Unfortunately my farts do not smell of ready salted crisps.

I'm open for business 24 hours a day - give me your...
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zombieelvis:

Great tits.

So, you now live in Liverpool? Or you used to live in Liverpool? But there's Liverpool in there somewhere, right, which means you have drawn the possibly unwelcome attention of me.

If I touch you in the bikini place, it's just my way of saying hello.

Jul 7, 2005

zombieelvis:

Ha! I posted twice!

I'm the fucking best!

[Edited on Jul 08, 2005 12:22PM]

Jul 7, 2005

Got bored of asking my parents for money so went to see my bank manager instead. What a fantastic idea! He didn't shout at me, tell me 'not to tell your father', make me feel guilty or ask why I needed the money! Whoopee..... (I love being a student!)

So I did what any red blooded male would do and went clothes shopping (I have...
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perdy:

I wanna see! if you can't get it in my journal email it!

Jul 5, 2005

perdy:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jul 5, 2005

Last night I dreamt I was eating my pillow and in the morning my giant marshmallow was gone.....

perdy:

Well it's hardly bloody subliminal! We're you pissed?

Jul 3, 2005

Hmmm ... exams are finished and I now have a time to reflect, in between drinking that is. I was looking forward to feeling free and having a huge weight lifted from my shoulders but unfortunately its all been a bit of an anticlimax. I now find myself bored with no money which is a pitiful combination. I've also drunk more in the last week...
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You know that old concept that if you make a kid smoke a whole load of cigarettes he'll never want to smoke again? I think I'm that kid. The soon I get through all this revision the better - exams finish tomorrow! I am gonna be so ill on thursday.....

perdy:

I went to the tequilla bar......I'm now wishing I hadn't, I think I threw up in every service station on the M6 today!

Jun 29, 2005

perdy:

Don't panic....we ladies are used to this sort of thing, with any luck she'll just distance herself a bit until she's sure you've stopped being wierd and will then cautiously return to being your friend.........I don't know any lady who's male friends don't do this every now and again....specially around their birthdays it seems.....or christmas....or some other significant occasion. It'll be fine.

Jul 1, 2005

Ahead of all the usual crude witterings to follow, I just wanted to pay my respects to the king or afternoon telly, the student and channel 4 icon that is Richard Whiteley (not Richard Madeley sadly). I would post an amusing picture of the countdown board but the rudest one I could find with google said 'farted' which is a little below even my level...
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perdy:

Ahhhh a travelling circus! that could be a new career! I could go on the road with all my husbands, you'll have to audition though...fairs fair.......so Mormon eh? and there was me thinking that Mormons didn't drink alcohol???
So tell me then fella, where do you go out in this great city?

Jun 27, 2005