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So there were two sausages in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says "Man its getting hot in here." The other sausage jumps up and say "Holy shit, a talking sausage."











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Ya so I went to a party when a chick i just met, and she ends up going home with some other chick she just met last night thats going to be her new roommate. Shes not into chicks or anything so I dont know what the fuck that was about. Im not dick hurt or anything its just rude.
radiofrank:
She didn't go home with you because she knew you like the Lightning. wink
All kidding aside, it's nice to meet someone here who can trade barbs with me and take no offence whatsoever. You're alright. smile

[Edited on May 29, 2004 2:49PM]
dragonchylde:
Yeah that does seem pretty rude..im sorry hun I thought you would have been feeling better sence you got some..Well hopefully this summer I should be heading to AZ to visit a good friend of mine..if its not to out of the way and you want me to I can come see you too.
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W00t! go Lightning!


series 1-1
!!!!!

fucking A!
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It's weird. I go 5 months without so much as talking with a girl to having 3-4 wanting to come over to my place, some as far as Oklahoma and Minnesota. It's like, "Who do I want to boink today?"


I guess I shouldn't get too cocky or it could all come crashing down, again.
pulloffmywings:
yeah, us northern girls like gettin boinked, yo.
dragonchylde:
yup getting boinked is fun.
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I had some sex over the last few days but yet I still jerked off.





Cool
pulloffmywings:
that's the funniest thing ever. I know how it goes tho. boy do I know....
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It rained last night. The 5 month drought I've been experiencing is over.
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Im in the process of building my kegerator, finally
bettyboop:
Are you acutally buidling a kegorator???? You'd better buy a copyright on that shit!