My arm fucking hurts. It's cut all over/above my elbow for an inch or two. I was wearing a jacket and it still scraped the shit out of it and my upper thigh/hip.
And I had to pay $50 to get a new phone, I'm fucking pissed.
I went walking last night and got distracted by my brand new MP3 player, I tripped in my neighbor's gutter and fell (talk about graceful).
I couldn't stand for a few minutes, but my MP3 player is ok.
My phone was safely stashed under my boob and is now cracked/broken at the hinge.
I don't understand how soft, cushion-y boob can break a phone, I don't even remember landing on my chest, my boob doesn't hurt.
I guess it's just like how my boobs break my underwire. Oh well.
And I had to pay $50 to get a new phone, I'm fucking pissed.
I went walking last night and got distracted by my brand new MP3 player, I tripped in my neighbor's gutter and fell (talk about graceful).
I couldn't stand for a few minutes, but my MP3 player is ok.
My phone was safely stashed under my boob and is now cracked/broken at the hinge.
I don't understand how soft, cushion-y boob can break a phone, I don't even remember landing on my chest, my boob doesn't hurt.
I guess it's just like how my boobs break my underwire. Oh well.
you have my sympathies