shicawgo

So I was with some girlfriends near Beatniks and we started talkin to this tranny. She was cool. She sang some opera for us. We talked about heels and giving head, just normal stuff. I showed her how a bellydancer taught me how to wiggle it (just a little bit). Then this man walks by in a windbreaker. He looked exactly like Stan Zbornak (Dorothys ex-husband from The Golden Girls). So he looks at the tranny and walks over to us..."Is your name Cheryl? Wait a min...I know you...I remember your teeth." That man must've been taking his lutien and ginko biloba because he spotted and identified the tranny's teeth (or lack thereof) from like 20 paces. I was impressed. But, I was much more concerned with shakin my ay-sh. I offered everyone Rolo's then we moved on. Sidetracks has killer grape, cherry, mandarin, and mango vodka slushies. I likes me some grape. oh yes indeed it's funtime
cuz you can't you won't and you don't stop SG come and rock the sure shottttt.