Friday Apr 12, 2013

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Well...that escalated, quickly. robot

Looks like i'm finally gonna have more than 3 minutes to sit and write a new blog. I have been unusually busy, this month. Mostly with work and embarking on another odyssey of enrolling in school. I won't bore anyone with the details. Because I have much more important business to complete here.

About a week ago, I made a deal with the lovely Hemi_ that if I could write a good enough blog praising her an SG Amelinda, that she would reward me with a free membership. Never one to pass up free shit, I quickly agreed. Now I was suppose to have written the praise blog, last Friday. So why did I wait until this Friday, to write it? Because she doesn't own me. That's why. But...I am a man of my word. And a deal's a deal (even though it's probably become null and void, by now).

So without further ado. Hemi and Amelinda:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

Hemi_

Born on a rice paddy in the Gung Ho province of southern Laos. Sometime between the 1980's, and the end of this sentence.

(Hemi_'s birthplace ^^)

Times were hard for her, back then.

(Hemi on hard times^^)

She was forced to make ends meet, whatever way that she could. This included performing dangerous assassination missions, for the Yakuza crime syndicate.

(The person who took this photo was immediately killed. In order to keep her identity, a secret)

Committing grizzly murders for hire.

(She regularly baths in the blood of defeated enemies)

As well as various other felonies and petty crimes. Mostly as a ninja.


But, after years on the run from the law, she grew tired of the constant battle and bloodshed. And eventually made her way to America (illegally). Where she started her life over as a commodities broker (or some shit), in Seattle.

So despite humble beginnings (and many crimes against humanity), Hemi rose to become a prominent and law-abiding member, of our society. Except when behind the wheel, of course. Only then does her blood lust return.


So this is for you, Hemi. You have grown from a chain smoking toddler, to a beautiful Suicide Girl, to be. I have always been proud (and afraid) to call you, a friend. eeek
Beautiful and deadly. But mostly deadly.




SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Amelinda

The daughter of an unholy union between Mexican and Caucasian parents, Amelinda was born in the back seat of a station wagon. At an immigration checkpoint. En route to her new home in middle-of-nowhere, Idaho.

Welcome to America

Discovering that she was more attractive than 90% of the states population, she began modeling. It wasn't long before she caught the attention of Suicide Girls. Where she became the first trans-race woman, to go pink. Little did she know, that her roller coaster ride to the top would reach new heights. When several years later, she met a charismatic, young go-getter named Son_of_None. At a comic convention, in downtown Atlanta, Georgia.
Sparks flew instantly. As she was powerless to resist his unrelenting machismo, and sexual proclivity.
Amelinda Drunk with arousal^^

Realizing that her obsession was heading towards the level of stage 5 clinger, he quickly ended the liaison. Before she could become any more enamored by his powerful animal magnetism. But have remained close friends, to this day.

So for you, Amelinda, I honor that friendship. And wish you nothing but love, peace and 99 cent tacos. But for a limited time only. biggrin



Lol...I can't believe I just wrote that. I really need to find other ways to pass the time. All jokes and inappropriate racism aside, I love those two crazy kids. Amelinda was the first model to ever acknowledge my presence, in public. Thus giving me the confidence to become the cocky sob that I am, today. And for that, I will forever be grateful. And Hemi...well she's just Asian. And that's all she'll ever need to be. love

Okay, blog complete. I'll be expecting that membership in mail, within the next few days...

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tokenwhitegrrl:
none :-D because nothing that I have is that big.. I have a pretty lock box wink

Of course.. if I did get the sex swing... I'm not sure where I'd put it. Thankfully, they think my stripper pole is just for exercise
hemi:
Don't you think its time to update your blog.

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