shema

So...we've come to it at last. The day that has long been predicted by nearly every civilized culture and society (with a calendar) since antiquity. January 12, 2012. Shema's birthday.

The ancient Mayans referred to the day as "A day that is of no historical significance or importance of any kind, at all." The ancient Greeks called it "The day we put the trash out for pickup." Even the renowned seer and apothecary Nostradamus made reference to this day in Quatrain 234 of his famous work The Prophecies when he asked "Who the fuck is Shema?" To this day, no one has been able to decipher the meaning of that question. It remains a mystery that no one seems all too concerned with decoding.

Many (and by many, I mean just me) have made inquires into making the day an official holiday. When Kasim Reed, mayor of the city of Atlanta, Ga where Shema was unfortunately born and raised was asked about designating today as a city holiday, he replied "What? That motherfucker don't even vote! Get the hell out of my office!" That kind of response is typical of the kind of respect and admiration enjoyed by this man on this day.

Now that I've managed to make fun of my own birth (and resurrection?). I can move on to more important topics. Namely: The Awesomeness of Blyde. This chick is fucking ungodly hot, unconstitutionally cool and refreshingly violent (if you could read some of her threatening, and totally unprovoked private messages to me, you'd understand).

Its funny how most of the time you get more support and encouragement from total strangers that you haven't even met than you do from blood relatives who you've been around all your life. Even before she paid to renew my SG membership, or offered me a place to stay (and not a hotel room either...but her own house) when I decided to move to Seattle she would always indulge me and my bad jokes and near spamming comments on her page. You truly have to have the patience of a saint to entertain people like me on a site like this, lol. She possesses that patience and so much more. And now that my activity feed is working again, I see that shes even acknowledged my birthday on her own page. Unlike some of my other so called "friends" who have failed to do so far (I'm looking at you Scratamus, Audrisa, Padre, Nessy, Sevillus, tbars!!, Remi!!, neptunefairy!!!, Scandal!!!!

Hell my own family living here in the house hasn't even realized today's my birthday. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna reduce myself to reminding them to that effect. They'll do what they usually do and figure it out tomorrow and offer to buy me a pound cake...next week. This is why I don't go to the reunions But Blyde has even encouraged others to support my already unjustifiably inflated ego by sending me birthday wishes. She already knows me so well .

So the bottom portion of this blog is for you, dearest Blyde. It's gonna be mostly pictures of you in various stages of nakedness. So feel free to skip the spoiler if you so choose, lol.

Had I known she had all that going on when I first met her here I would have been far more aggressive and forthcoming in my advances. So thank you for not doing sets until later on, Blyde. You saved me from myself, lol.

Alright that's all I got on this, the day of my birth. Now I must get ready for the "surprise" birthday present my sister just called to give me. I'm gonna go to a Hawks game...eeeek! I'm such an ass. No wonder people forget my brithday, lol. See ya!