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What is it about stoners and stupid haircuts?

Do you just get to a point where you've spent so much time high that you look in the mirror one morning (or is it evening? Fuck it dude, whatev) and say: "I know. A mohawk in the middle of my face"?
sevillus:
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If you're thinking of becoming a SuicideGirl and you're looking for a name, please consider "Drillzilla."

(That doesn't mean you do only power-tool themed sets.)
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What kind of moron wastes his fantasies on football?
louisiana:
This moron does! I'm gunna be in the playoffs, baby!
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Junior's Anal Virtues

If Parp hadnt promised to lend me his hotel/discount/fornication card and also promised to give me an alibi and if he hadnt turned a simple side screw into some bizarro test of my humanity I would have been gleefully balling my wife that Saturday morning.

Chapter 44, "Notes From the Upper West Side"
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disingenuous /disinjenyoos/ :

A man who says "nice ink" to a naked woman.
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I'm sorry sweetheart but dating you is like being in the Telltale Heart only with giggling.
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I'm in the heart of Manhattan right now. No kidding, tourists are out in Times Square watching Sandy close up.
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All of Bill's wives on Big Love reminded me of my mother.
pistolita:
I'm not, but I'm opinionated enough to. smile
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Education president? I want to know which of our candidates is going to teach our children to fuck responsibly.
pistolita:
I don't want anyone necessarily teaching my son how to fuck, unless it's someone who he wants to fuck... especially NOT a politician. Lol! I don't know about you, but through Obama, the last four years of visits to Planned Parenthood have been financially so much easier to cope with than the fucking 8 years of Bush hating vaginas and their health.
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I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Big deal'.